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Captain Sober

While drunk, trying to act sober in front of the person your trying to hook up with, as well as commanding your friends who are even more drunk to act like they're sober. Originated in Athens, Greece.
Girl 1: I see a hot guy over there.
Girl 2: You better be captain sober if you want to get him.

or

Friend 1: Your acting ridiculously drunk right now, you need to be captain sober.
by Captain Greece! April 15, 2011
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captain egain

A superhero for a new safer millenium.

Captain egain will sort your emails with superspeed and wipe out his evil arch enemy SPAM.

Superpowers include being able to smoke 10 joints at once and rolling a phat one before you can say "roll me a phat one"
Is it a bird?

Is it a plane...

No shit! It's Captain Egain!!!
by Stitch December 5, 2004
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captain planet

Earth,fire,wind,water,heart,Go Planet...
This environmentalist cartoon from the 90's that included 5 memebers from all continents.
Fire=black one. Fire=The white American
Wind=Some european girl with accent
Water=Asian girl
Heart=Some latino boy with a monkey.
and of course captain planet= red and white outfit with a planet logo blueish hair and greenish skin.They flew places with a solar powered airplaned.
I used to watch that, althogh never learned a lesson.
by outlast October 18, 2003
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captain and coke

Damn dude.... I'm trashed of this captain and coke.
by Topevol October 8, 2013
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Douche Captain

One who so excels at being a douchebag, they have been appointed to a position of leadership among their douchebag crew.
"That guy doing the guido dance - total douche captain."
by giber1 December 15, 2008
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captain crunch

a hero and inspiration to us all. a character commonly seen during acid trips.
captain crunch tried to kill me which is strange cause hes such a kick ass mother
by anonoymous726389 October 21, 2004
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captain planet

verb: to smoke weed, partake in the act of smoking weed.
chrissy: do you want to captain planet?
carol: well if we want to save the world, we better do it soon.

john: yo dude, i just captain planeted.
adam: sweet man.
by thecaptainandpony January 8, 2009
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