Night Cappius

Am automobile that rides the Seven Seas of alcoholic watering holes. A Captain and First Mate commandeer this vessel. The name comes from "Fancy a night cap?"

Captain: "Shall we set sail and seek a cold beverage? My body and soul quenches for a night cap."

First Mate: "Of course, Captain! Let us ride the Night Cappius. The Seven Seas await!"

Captain: "Spoils to the Victor!"

by Tetchan June 24, 2023

Karen cappiello

The best mother in the universe and Karen isn’t always a bad meaning for a crazy person

Karen cappiello is the best mother in the universe

by Best mother ever July 30, 2023

Snow Cappin’

When you get a chick to stick a nipple in your fart box.

“I didn’t realize Snow Cappin’ was extra in Vegas, but you can’t put a price on a tiddy nipple in your fart box”

by Parkerisdead August 7, 2023

Big cappa floppa

When someone is capping so much that even a floppa is scared

“Thats gotta be some big cappa floppa right there bucko”

by stronkscorbunny January 26, 2024

goofy cappin

Faking real hard , lying bad asf ,

You a goofy cap .

Ya’ll goofy cappin

by BikeLyfeB February 17, 2024

Shaggerino Cappuccino

When you’re extremely tired and you just want to lie on the ground

I ran a marathon today - it was real shaggerino cappuccino

by bzer March 9, 2024

Top Capper

A person that lies in any situation no matter the case, because they have no self respect, or respect in general. A sad low life, lying, attention seeking piece of scum.

Top Capper: Yo I won the lottery I ain’t gonna give you nothin tho g
Normal person: G you’re the top capper mums

by NameSpammer69 May 6, 2024