canadian shuffle

When you hold a door for someone then they immediately hold a door for you.

Tom: let me get that for you

Bob: thanks !! Igot you this time

Tom: we totally just did a canadian shuffle

by Hskr February 28, 2016

Canadian Earplug

When you fuck a girl in her ear and cum inside of it and politely tell her sorry, because thats what canadians do!

My girlfriend wanted earplugs but i wasnt sure what she meant so i canadian earplugged her and it was a stickt situation

by Rogue Outbreak April 15, 2018

Canadian Lunch

A daytime sexual rendezvous with a co-worker during a boring business trip.

Weary after long hours of traveling and installing the exhibit, the interns thought they would take a canadian lunch back at the hotel, to rejuvenate themselves.

by neuecorbu January 08, 2010

canadian burrito

The word a Canadian pervert would use to describe his schlong when trying to seduce an underage Mexican housekeeper.

Mike (Canadian): "Hi Juanita, have you ever had a Canadian Burrito?"

by Tacotuesdayistoday April 15, 2014

Canadian neighbor

Fucking your girl doggy style. Secretly, your friend is there and he takes over. Then you run outside, knock on the window and wave at her.

Little did she know, that she was getting fucked by his friend, and he was outside waving like a Canadian neighbor

by pauly5678 November 09, 2019

canadian cupcake

similar to a cleveland steamer, the canadian cupcake is the act of taking a crap on someone's chest as part of a sexual ritual

she dropped a "canadian cupcake" on his chest

by therehowsthat? August 25, 2010

Canadian Idiot

A good song by Blue Day it goes somethin' like this...

DON'T WANNA BE A CANADIAN IDIOT!
I LIKE BIG TITS ON GIRLS THAT ARE INNUIT!
This is a song about the Canadian Nation, Vancouver is a place full of Asians.
All around the CanAdian Nation. Red necks are beatin up on Hatians. Chug some syrup and listen to Sum 41. Avril has sharp teeth!

by Karate Jesus October 27, 2004