Canada's History 

A sexual act involving Moose Antlers, Maple Syrup,the Stanley Cup and a very willing asshole

- The Colbert Show, 2010

My girlfriend wanted to know Canada's History...and now she cries when she hears the Canadian National Anthem

Canada's History by Steven C Colbert February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

Taking the most vile sexual act you've ever committed and using the term "Canada's History" to refer to it among close friends.

Remember when that girl aspirated on my shit when I pulled a, ahem, "Canada's History" on her, and left her in a ditch afterward?

Canada's History by colbertfan91918 February 4, 2010

canada's history 

an extreame sex act that involves knocking one's sex partner out with a bottle of maple syrup without them expecting it, then pouring the entire bottle of syrup into their ass by use of a funnel

Sarha was surprised and happy to wake up and found that Dave had given her canada's history

canada's history by colber nation February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

Putting it all in there.

"Putting it all in there" is the most difficult part of performing Canada's History.

Canada's History by Gregg Brown February 6, 2010

Canada's History 

Inserting your tongue into the ass of a reindeer while forcing a an elephants trunk on to your cock and jacking off the reindeer.

I had fantastic time enjoying a Canada's History yesterday.

Canada's History by Steven Colbert Nation February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

Stephen Colbert made me do it.

Canada's History can suck my dick

Canada's History by PussyPatrol February 4, 2010

Canada's history 

The darkest, foulest, nastiest thing someone can do to another human being, in a sexual manner. Usually associated with the phrase, "Not even once."

Jim:"Hey man I finally laid down some Canada's history on my girl yesterday"

Paul:"Yeah? How'd it go?"

Jim: "Well after crying for 10 hours, she killed herself."

Canada's history by Jamilla Bullsemen February 5, 2010