by Hmmm beans shouldn’t be there August 26, 2019
Get the Calzoned mug.When a woman stretches her pussy lips far enough that they sag . Then the woman forms a pouch with their lips and the man ejaculates into the pouch. Then the woman closes the pouch ( at this point, other items can be mixed into the pouch like meat, lettuce, cheese, etc) and staples it shut. Now you’ve got yourself a Calzone
by Small wood August 28, 2019
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The weeb god
A walking piece of shit.
He has gotten out of many sexual harassment lawsuits through the sheer power of being an old ass man
He has erectile dysfunction from yeeting that meat
The weeb god
A walking piece of shit.
He has gotten out of many sexual harassment lawsuits through the sheer power of being an old ass man
He has erectile dysfunction from yeeting that meat
Colton can often be found busting nuts to lolis, Please don't arrest him mr FBI he wont last in prison
by CraftyChef November 12, 2019
Get the Colton mug.a tired ass hoe that sucks mosquitoe tits all day. duck game low. talks trash til comes to fighting. only cooter he can get us his step moms which is why his dad moved out
colton has a massive cooter
by hannahgothoes November 29, 2019
Get the colton mug.Colton, one of the douchiest guys ever, I don't understand why everyone thinks they would make good boyfriends or how people think a Colton could even be a good friend. If his names starts with C sis leave.
by flowergirl27 December 9, 2019
Get the Colton mug.Colton, his name shouldn't even be said aloud. All he will do is break your heart, and leave you. I don't know why Colton's are getting hyped up on here, he is not a good friend. If his name is Colton RUN!
WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO A COLTON?
by flowergirl27 December 9, 2019
Get the Colton mug.colton is a complete asshole who will ghost you for a hoe. he will break your heart after you went through so much together. When his side hoes leave him he will come running back to you and act like he never left you.
by sadgirl112233 December 9, 2019
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