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cafeteria speed date

A cafeteria speed date is comprised of three main steps:
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.
(Man sits down across from unsuspecting woman)
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"
by JMayzin March 11, 2011
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Cafeinated

An adjective describing a stock (preferably English) motorcycle that has been transformed into a bad-ass Cafe Racer.
You sound like such a wanker when you tell people your bike is 'cafeinated'.
by tonup June 22, 2011
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Caffinhater

The person at work who drinks the last of the coffee without making a new pot.
How is it possible that the office caffinhater has hit me twice in half an hour this morning????
by Atlanta Coffee Lover July 11, 2011
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Cafe Chickens

Restaurant patrons who leave lousy tips.
Customers who tend to come in large parties that seperate checks to pay the smallest individual tip. These customers usually order discounted items on the menu, use coupons, and ask for water with extra lemon and sugar to avoid paying the price.

"Do you see those cafe chickens at table 5? Everytime I ask them if they would like something, all I hear is cheap, cheap, cheap!"
"They sound just like little birds!"

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by NiENiE September 20, 2012
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Caff Hughs-Zaner

When, in the course of a devil's threeway, one man engages in anal sex with the woman while the other man vigorously licks both of her nipples.
"I hate how Max always gets the ass whenever we Caff Hughs-Zaner"
by Kevin Dangerous October 28, 2013
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Cafe Camping

The act of spending five or more hours in a cafe and buying only one menu item in order to use the free wifi, escape the elements and check out other cafe-goers.
Waiter: I hate cafe campers! They just take up space and never order anything more than one chai latte.

Patron: Cafe Bluebird. Pretty standard coffee, but a fabulous place to go cafe camping.
by foxinsox130 November 23, 2013
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cafe hog

When an individual who sets up shop at a sit-down coffee house and doesn't have the good graces to step out after they are finished with their drinks. Especially in busy coffee shops like Starbucks.
Jane: Oh my god! I've been looking for a table for our meeting for 10 minutes!
John: I was here earlier and those same people are at that table!
Jane: Ugh, what cafe hogs!
by mrspuff2014 January 9, 2014
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