Cougarregnum

A mating ritual performed by a member of the Schwartzy tribe in which the mater chooses a mating partner by running toward him or her on all fours and attempting to run around him or her on all fours in circles. A Secondary part of the ritual is the chanting of "Cougarregnum" followed by the mating partners name, repeating the second part of the name.

Noam: Look at Andrew's Cougarregnum!
Andrew: Cougarregnum Jason-ason!

by NoamW October 25, 2006

Cougar

Any woman dating a younger man, especially when in Texas.

Dylan's girlfriend is a cougar because she is having relations with a younger man.

by Flappybox123 July 19, 2015

cougar

Any chick, hot or ugly, young or old, that i wanna take to bonetown

She is a cougar

by Johnny Dagger July 16, 2010

cougar

Any female who pursues a younger partner, male or female, of ANY amount younger. Enjoys being slightly older, even if it's just a couple years. A female that enjoys the chase, so to speak, and the capture of a younger (even if justby a few years) partner.

Hey man, check out the cougar over there, it's donna, and she's totally sitting next to another one, bridget. They totally like younger chicks/dudes. Damn, cougaring it up. Oh that derek, he doesnt know a cougar when he sees one.

by averysmartgenius January 14, 2015

cougar

a playboy who plays with girl's feeling. If he maed love with a girl, he'll move on to another girl. In general, the cougar animal, when it mates a female cougar, and makes an offspring, it moves on to another female cougar so their king wont be extinct.

that guy is such a cougar! he keeps making us look like fools.

by patricepatis January 31, 2009

Cougar

-verb, to actively pick up women above the 18-35 age demographic.

English word which must be conjugated in Spanish verb form.

The martini bar on the corner is ripe for 'cougar' tonight.

Come on dude! 'Cougamos' tonight at the bar man!

Past: My little brother 'cougue' for the first time two nights ago.

by vesselsk February 1, 2010

Cougar

adj. Means anything you want it to. You can use it as a substitute for any of your favorite insults or cursewords, without the person your insulting having any idea of what your actually calling them out on. Often used to describe a person who's a tool.

A gougar is a goofy cougar.

1. Chris ate all the fig newtons, what a cougar.
2. Andy likes men...that cougar!

by slut slayer July 31, 2008