White Christmas

A sexual act of which you have sex with a partner, cum on your partners face in the shape of a beard like Santa Clause, slap him/her in the face on each side to give them "rosy cheeks" and yell "Ho! Ho! Ho!"

I fucked this bitch in the ass last night pulled out and gave her a White Christmas, that's the last present she wants from me.

by B-Rad6977 December 15, 2011

christmas cuts

a slice of world famous mack & manco's pizza topped with spinach & tomatoes.

the roots of this term are derived from the legendary mack & manco shorthand made famous in the long, hot summers endured at the flagship ninth street locale.

"I need christmas cuts, back."

by jsnyd September 26, 2005

Christmas-Treed

When you just put any thing on it.

Girl I Christmas-Treed that Art Quiz

by Kreme March 19, 2007

Christmas Dog

A dog that was obtained at the time of the Christmas holiday. Usually has bad hearing and only 3 legs or is deformed in some other way. Not to be confused with dogs of other holidays such as the Easter Dog, Hannukah Dog and St Patricks Day Dog.

Hey Matt, is that a Christmas Dog?

by kaddyf January 13, 2009

Christmas Shit

(See also: red shit: a shit that makes your butthole bleed; Green shit: speaks for itself. green shit.) A Christmas Shit is basically a combination of the Red and Green Shit. You see both red and green. The Christmas Shit also earns its name due to the fact that it often takes the shitter by surprise, as if it were a present.

I just took a Christmas shit in July and I didn't even know it was coming!

by B~Schwa July 30, 2013

christmas pickle

You hide the pickle in the tree then play a game to find it. The winner gets it showed up his or her ass and the loser is forced to eat it.

"Dude it was so nasty!! My little brother had to eat the Christmas Pickle this year. My sweaty 90 year old grandma, Beth, won and had it up her an hour!!"

by Happy ending fun man July 15, 2016

WHITE CHRISTMAS

When a girl stays over and doesnt give you any pussy, you wait until she falls asleep...... then you ejaculate on her face. Then she wakes up to WHITE CHRISTMAS

She stayed over last night and wouldnt even give me a blow job, so I gave her a WHITE CHRISTMAS

by Big J & Da'Tasha September 12, 2009