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breakfast joke

The most important joke of the day. If you dont laugh at it, you'll get sleepy around 11:30.
Sleepy dude: Aw man, why am I so tired, its only noon.

Me: Yeah, thats cause I told a breakfast joke and you didnt laugh at it.
by Armthehobos July 13, 2007
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Dirty Chewbacca with a Portuguese breakfast

When a male/Female grows his/her pubic care extra long and his/her partner barfs on his pubic care. Then they must perform oral sex to the persons pubic care who has been barfed on. That is the Dirty Chewbacca. Then you crack an egg in persons ass who did not get the Dirty Chewbacca and fuck them in the ass with your Pubic Care covered in barf and finish inside them. Then he/she must poop out the egg and semen into the a pan to cook. Enjoy
by Pantera69138 January 12, 2010
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breakfast swamp

The soggy state a female finds herself in at breakfast if she hasn't washed since sex the night before. This state continues indefinately (perhaps far beyond breakfast), until a clean-up is possible.
I can't meet meet your mates while I'm in this breakfast swamp; let me shower first.
by Beneficiary October 3, 2007
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breakfast meeting

When you meet a girl out at night and you have to have breakfast with her in hopes of learning her name.
I was so gone I had to have a breakfast meeting just to remember her name.
by nsh1212 March 14, 2008
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breakfast cereal

A slang term for a rave/date rape drug, such as ketamine or sometimes ecstasy or methamphetamine or other hallucinogenics
Tony: Let's go to the rave.
Kelly: So we can have some ravers or breakfast cereal?

Bob: I'm hallucinating
Andrea: Did you have breakfast cereal?

Wendy: Whoa, dude, let's dance.
Wanda: Here, take this pill, its just breakfast ceral
Wendy: *spins around and thinks ceiling is a giant bowl*
by Rufie2003 June 28, 2010
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Breakfast

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by anonymous May 25, 2021
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instant breakfast

I woke up this morning and gave my girlfriend an instant breakfast.
by nahead24 January 23, 2010
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