Tassel-Blocked

The awkward position one finds oneself in when a girlfriend, or wife, agrees to do or wear something thrilling ( like nipple tassels ) but then, in the interim, uses this promise to win impossible arguments etc.

Example :

Joe “ So, did you get to watch the game last nite ? “

Joel “ Nah man, there was some crappy romantic comedy on HBO, and the girlfriend still has me tassel-blocked “

by Jazz D'Gascoyne January 4, 2010

kid-blocked

When you're not getting laid because your kids are around.

Henry: Me and the wife thought Ashley was sleep for the night but just as I was about to get some for the first time in weeks...she walks in, wanting some water.

Henry's friend: Tough luck on getting kid-blocked!

by MAMA GOOSE 1 July 28, 2017

Noah Blacker

a skinny British boy who, will rarely experience sex in his life.

is that Noah Blacker, I'd hate to be that British loser

by verified .librarian November 2, 2020

Talked 'n Blocked

When finding an old foe on Facebook and sending them an insulting email and then quickly blocking them so as to avoid any retaliation on their part. So you get to talk and then block. Talk 'n Block, Facebook style yo!

I found this douche bag I never liked on Facebook and Talked 'n Blocked his ass! YEAH!!

by JoeKM1978 February 23, 2008

BLACKER

girls that are queers and are sluts who do each other by licking the other ones pussy

Sam and Krystina blackerd each during there sleep over.

by Adam Willietz January 11, 2009

Blocked

1) Restricted, not allowed

2) Annoyed to death by boring facts in a history lecture.

Darnit the website was blocked

Stop blocking me dude

by DevineTheCat May 12, 2017

pantie blocked

before coytus, a man or a woman prevents a woman from getting laid whether it be intentionally or unintentionally

OMG, her best friend won't leave. She totally pantie blocked me

by BIG12594 February 20, 2011