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minnesota mud blanket

when you smear shit all over an electric blanket, or a regular blanket, turn it on and heat it up, in microwave if blanket is not electric, sneak up on an unsuspecting victim and proceed to wrap them up, head to toe in your hot messy blanket. note: it is important to be shure to get the persons facial area totally smeared with the hot substance for max effect!
"dude, last night i got dan so good, i snuck up on him and gave him a wicked minnesota mud blanket!"
by D, wolfie, del December 31, 2012
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hanging out in the blankets

Me and my girl were hanging out in the blankets
by zambs May 7, 2018
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belly blanket

a blanket for your belly after you ate a lot of turkey
Dang, im gonna need a belly blanket after all of this turkey
by KombatWombat November 15, 2018
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Cheesy blanket

A cheesy blanket is when one gets a thin sheets cheese and proceeds to put it on his/her partners asshole.
Aw man I fucking love cheese

P2 then boy o boy will you like this, its called a cheesy blanket! It's when yo-
Nah
by IronicDarkness December 4, 2017
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belly blanket

blanket for your belly after youve eatin a lot of turkey
Dang, imma really need a belly blanket after this
by KombatWombat November 15, 2018
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Blanketable

Foldable, flexible, yohanable to fit the mold or the desired configuration in a way that provide comfort, warmth and satisfaction.
Talking to you on social media, I had no idea how blanketable you actually are in person!
by Encyclopédie August 16, 2022
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