blanket blaster

Someone who masturbates in bed and doesn't keep it clean, getting their cum all over the place.

I found out the hard way on laundry day that my teenage son has become a blanket blaster.

by BBlaster June 1, 2025

Blanket

A word to describe someone who is a 100% top and can't bottom under any circumstance, they must be in control in the bedroom at all times.

"Jesus dude, your girlfriend is such a blanket. I'm honestly concerned for your dick."

by SolarFluxation August 13, 2020

Plate Blanket

When you cuddling with the homies and you start to get a hard-on, so you put a plate between you guys so your penis doesn't slip into your homies booty cheeks.

Yo, I pulled a plate blanket on Adam last night but my boner was too hard and it shattered the plate and my pp went inside him.

by cambonie May 4, 2020

Reverse Electric Blanket

The Electric Blanket, but with a fat woman and a smaller man.

She almost smothered me with her flying fat, it was a total Reverse Electric Blanket!

by Matt SR December 10, 2007

Dirty blanket

When a white guy comes in a niggers mouth... Male of female.

Then adds cotton balls to the mixture.
Tape or seal the victims mouth so they can't spit. Put the nigger in stocks and put a white pointy hood on them for a day to marinate in their mouth. After 24 hours, your material will be perfect!!
Untie and get the nigger to remove the contents/ cotton from its mouth and make them knit you a blanket from that special concoction.

When I was a kid, my grandparents used their cotton pickers to make them dirty blanket.

I was given this blanket as a baby. And so on.

by Deedav August 4, 2021

Food on a blanket

A picnic but without the word sounding weird

Let’s go have some food on a blanket!

by Superandrew1 June 1, 2021

Blanket

The best thing ever!

Zeke: My blanket are the best!
John: Shut the fuck up!
Zeke: You are fucking jealous!
John: I hate you!
Zeke: Get out of my fucking house!
John: I am sorry!
Zeke: I am still fucking pissed at you!

by DOGMAN_5676 June 12, 2020