the benefits of being an asshole

A phrase born of the fact that Florida’s Governor, Ron DeFlatus, has suggested that the state’s educational curriculum include material on “the benefits of being a slave” so that whitefolk don’t wind up stewing in their own guilt over slaveholding ancestors, thereby garnering him some white votes since there are so many that would vote for such an asshole with this point of view.

The “anti-woke” Florida Governor knows that he can garner strong support from white supremacists by virtue of his ridiculous reinvention of history and this illustrates the benefits of being an asshole in this part of the country.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023

Gotta dog in the tub and one behind the couch

When you put one testicle in her ass and the other between the rolls of her back fat

When the storm killed the power I was with my girl and I gotta dog in the tub and one behind the couch.

by Dr. Steph July 7, 2021

I can see you from behind

What me and my brotha says every time we see a Jeep Cherokee because that is what a old fellow that we call Mr Dick drives

To ur left brotha I can see you from behind!

by Buddy Bestie September 9, 2023

There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted

should include the word being defined

Me: *tries posting "your facebook friend"
U.D: There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted
Me: Why?
U.D: sentence should include the word being defined
Me: f

by SloveniaSus February 7, 2021

There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted

There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted is a sentence that represents that your urban dictionary hates you

someone: hey im gonna post something random because i am so funny!
Urban Dictionary: There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted
someone: I have your IP Address, Home Address, Credit Card number and your house.

by funnim4n September 20, 2022

a leave behind

An item or items left behind at a lover or love interests home ensuring at least one more return visit if just to get your item(s) back.

(Phone conversation)
Bob: I left my jacket at your house last night, can I come pick it up?
Sara: Yeah, I'll leave it out on the porch so in case I'm not home you can grab it.
Bob: Well, I could just wait
Sara: Nah, I have plans with friends this week so I don't know when I'll be home
Sara to friend: That damn Bob got me with a leave behind, now he wants to come pick it up, I just never want to see his sorry a$$ again!!!

by JHoward Shizzle November 26, 2007

behind the orange curtain

This term is used by people in Los Angeles, when referring to travelling within Orange County. This refers to the idea that people in Orange County know nothing about what's going on in Los Angeles or even the world, and only are concerned with local affairs.

Comes from the term for Russia "behind the iron curtain" from the cold war era.

Man, I had to go "behind the orange curtain" the other day to visit my cousins. They still think rockabilly is cool!

How come you missed the big concert? Oh man....since I moved behind the Orange curtain, there's no way for me to keep up with what's going on.....there's no LA Weekly or anything!

by octavius April 28, 2004