Benjamin

the guy with the big dick

damn that benjamins got a big dick

by jibbajabbalabba December 28, 2020

Benjamin

10 inch cock

person1: I slept with him last night, his cock was massave

person2: its benjamin what do you expect

by Duxmarster November 13, 2022

Benjamin Shanklin

A Benjamin Franklin fond of impaling others with small, improvised bladed weapons.

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Shanklin? That boy done shanked me up good!"

by Dilpermingliogonophlongus October 14, 2022

Benjamin Franklin's coffin

The little tray that your put your payment in at an expensive restaurant. So-called because Benjamin Franklin's image is on the US $100 bill, and once you put him in that tray, you're not going to see him again.

Once the waiter brought Benjamin Franklin's coffin out, I laid Benjamin to rest and I knew I wasn't going to see him again.

by twixsmoker April 4, 2025

Ben/Benjamin

potato

Ben/Benjamin is from Ireland so he's basically a potato

by Salamander1432 January 12, 2022

Benjamin

Benjamin is another word for sped or autism. Benjamin is a person who follows you around but no one likes them. He refuses to leave you alone and his dick is the size of your fingernail.

Someone: Benjamin go away no one fucking likes you sped ass
Benjamin: I don’t care

by Dumb ben April 29, 2022

Benjamin Bogusat

Someone who spawned from Kitchener. He/She makes hilarious jokes and fucks bare bitches. They call him/her the Grand River panty wetter because of all the panties this individual this person indirectly soaks. He/She is a nice individual who can cook a mean mac and cheese. If you are a male, make sure to #HideYourTing

My girlfriends panties are being soaked as a result of that darn Benjamin Bogusat

by posterrrrrboiii July 11, 2019