twiddle the bean

The act of a woman casually rubbing her clitoris.

"I was tired watching tv and decided to twiddle the bean for a bit."

by Dutch B January 1, 2007

Bean Queen

An internet celebrity title established in the "Things Filled With Beans, That Shouldn't Be" Facebook group, whereby the person in question took part in a photoshoot in a bean field. She was then elevated to legume royalty.

This eventual fallout resulted in a half-naked massage therapist announcing his departure, thus being dubbed the Bean King.

"Long live the Bean Queen. The Queen of Beans!"

"Goddamnit I'm so sick of Bean Queen being overshared. It's not funny anymore. I'm out. Bye guys."

by HarbingerOfBeans January 7, 2022

Les Beans

A very effective pick-up line used by lesbians at Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University.

Girl: "I love Red Beans, Black Beans, Grey Beans, Les Beans!"

by Alli Bundy April 3, 2008

riding the bean

Drinking coffee; feeling caffeinated or jittery from drinking coffee.

"Hey, do you wanna go get some coffee?"
"No thanks, I'm already riding the bean"

by Brandee WB May 17, 2008

Bean Maintenance

Exciting and masterbating the clitoris utilizing any number of instruments including your finger, your tongue, a vibrator, a penis. can be self administered or administered by other(s).

Catherine needed a little bean maintenance, so I gently slipped my finger into her panties and rubbed her clit as she began to moan.

by Markiwi September 14, 2006

stirring beans

Doing something to look busy and important, but accomplishing nothing.

When a district manager comes in to Ryan's Steakhouse and hangs around the salad bar "stirring beans"

When creating an Ebay ad for your business you spend hours worrying about what color your background color will be or finding just the right sound effect. That would be "stirring beans"

by David Shedlock December 30, 2008

wholesome bean

A person with spectacularly, good natured thoughts or motives. Provides excessive positivity and support to others.

Mid 2020 there is much to be scared of. Brittany is a wholesome bean, providing a multitude of memes to brighten her friends day.

by Adoze June 18, 2020