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middle school basic bitch 

poor cats

lokai bracelets

discovery of padded bras

bath and body works

converse

adidas

nike air forces

vineyard vines sweatshirts

lululemon

has an odd fascination with slime

bbw instagram accounts

slime instagram accounts

1000 followers on instagram

on every photo, even if it doesnt show their face, the comments are the following:
- "sc ๐Ÿ˜"
- "cutie!"
- "slayy"
- "bff ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜"
- "so cute ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•"
- "tag?"
- "soo prettyyy ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•"
etc.

dates a new guy every month

daddys girl

teachers pet

in every picture they put a hand in front of their face

in every picture they do this weird pouty face smile to make their lips look bigger

master at arching their back

mirror pics with flash on snapchat

dog filter

mistaken snapchat with musical.ly and post a video of themself lip syncing on their story with the flower crown filter

suck in while taking beach pics

fruit bowls

vsco

vanilla bean frappes at starbucks

lets not forget pumpkin spice
nearly every white middle school has a middle school basic bitch

post basic bitch 

Acronym is pbb, (also known as privileged basic bitch). The basic bitch has evolved to a level where she thinks she can escape stereotyping. She's wrong. The post basic bitch may:
buy room decor from urban outfitters
listen to kygo
be upper middle class white
like weed but not hard drugs (might try molly once at ezoo)
have tumblr
wear brandy mellvile
use afterlight for editing
workout in nike frees
own a canada goose
have had ombre hair summer 2012
have a cartilage piercing
like astrology
aspire to have one tattoo on wrist or ribs
want to study abroad in Europe
have โ€œgood vibesโ€ anything
lovee juice bars
instagram their brunch
<3 avocado toast
go to soul cycle
โ€œlove foodโ€
be a vegetarian for 3 months
ask for a polaroid for christmas
use disposable cameras
have string lights in room
wear free people
have gone to/ is going to ultra/ezoo/edc
have a triangl bikini
own mirrored sunglasses
frequent uber user
recently set up soundcloud
have a โ€œchill vibesโ€ playlist on Spotify
say โ€œbaiiโ€
drink fiji/smart/boxed water
drink vita coco coconut water
"lovee winnnne"
Rebecca: "Mena is such a post basic bitch- she's wearing a Canada goose and drinking coconut water"
Saria: "Yeah, did you see her new mirrored sunglasses?"

PNW Basic 

Being typical Pacific Northwest Basic. Someone who does pnw trendy things like drinking coffee black, only drinking craft beer, rock climbing out of their mothers mini van, skiing only double blacks, wearing flannel, rocking or being into man buns and/or beards, leaving your ski rack on your Subaru in the summer, etc
Ben is such a PNW Basic bro.
PNW Basic by LOLUSOFUNNY December 17, 2014

AirB'n'Basic 

When an Airbnb looks like it has come straight out of an Ikea catalogue, with zero personality and some very basic decor.
Cindy would definitely stay in that apartment, it's very AirB'n'Basic.

Ugh, look at that 'Live.Love.Laugh' cushion cover. This apartment is so AirB'n'Basic.

That place looks like every other apartment on Airbnb. It's very AirB'n'Basic. How about we go for an apartment which wasn't completely furnished in Ikea?

A black and white photo of New York City on the wall? Confirmed AirB'n'Basic

Needy Basic White Bitch

Not exclusive to, but, a high concentration of species of white female. These creatures that have become more and more prevalent, visible and somehow absurdly validated to some extent, with the advent of social media. This species is all over social media constantly putting up selfies. These selfies which all basically look the same. Furthermore, this female will go to any and all desperate extremes on social media through posts to get that all too precious attention that they need to make it through the day. These females think they are being coy about it. However, a deaf, blind, braindead person could see how blatant they are about it. This type of female has an outrageous sense of being unique, attractive and entitled. their entire existence revolves around them trying absurdly too hard at projecting those characteristics. However, in reality, they are painfully, hilariously, predictable, unoriginal and a living, walking stereotype. They also tend to exhibit high concentrations of self absorption. Which, ultimately, kills what ever attractiveness they may or may have not had to begin with. Face it, we all know one or more of them.....God help whomever is insane enough to take them seriously.
Person 1: "sweet Jesus, this needy basic white bitch is all up on Facebook with a selfie every damn day. She looks the same in every picture!"

Person 2: "It's either that or she's bitching about how many "creepy" guys are staring at her. But, we all know she goes out all hoed the hell up all the time."

needy, selfie, white girl, Facebook, Instagram, desperate, attention, starved, dumb, self-absorbed

Keep It Basic 

Keep it Real.
Keep it Simple.
Don't get any stupid ideas.
Used by Underground Hip Hop group BASIC Scenario.
" Ayo peep www.basicscenario.com, peep the realness. Keep It Basic."