broken heart

A state of extreme grief or sorrow, typically caused by the death of a loved one or the ending of a romantic relationship.

I got a broken heart when I heard about Ed Asner's death

by the random. December 01, 2021

Broken wet toenail

If you have a broken wet toenail, either you probably got out of a pool, or you are a sweaty 6th grade boy.

"Did you hear that Jonathan has a broken wet toenail? " "Ew, he's so sweaty and gross!" "Yeah, heard he's got scoliosis 😁👍🧨"

by Koomist February 24, 2021

Heart broken

something that cant be fixed easily... it hurts way more than a broken leg

im so heart broken!

by ecybceby July 14, 2020

Broken Glass

Cum from a guy that only ejaculates in short spurts and tastes bad

Finally went down on the dude the other night, but he had some broken glass shit going on. Total turn off.

by JimmyShoes2 August 09, 2022

broken glass

Typicaly found on the one man one jar website. It is widely considered to be a sexual experience

I slid down onto the glass. But the glass shattered and the broken glass got stuck in my rectum

by thefithappygiraffe February 19, 2018

Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch

Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.

Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.

by Witch man August 29, 2022

My leg is broken

Deliberately hurting oneself to get out of doing something.

Woman: Will you take the trash out?

Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!

Woman: *Walks away in disgust*

Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 06, 2022