hanging out in the blankets

fucking

Me and my girl were hanging out in the blankets

by zambs May 7, 2018

Blanket Mummy

A technique of wrapping yourself in a blanket to stay warm in the winter, making you look like a mummy or a larva in a cocoon

I'd have gone to work, but it's so cold that I'd rather remain in bed as a blanket mummy.

by Alan-a-Dale October 30, 2018

minnesota mud blanket

when you smear shit all over an electric blanket, or a regular blanket, turn it on and heat it up, in microwave if blanket is not electric, sneak up on an unsuspecting victim and proceed to wrap them up, head to toe in your hot messy blanket. note: it is important to be shure to get the persons facial area totally smeared with the hot substance for max effect!

"dude, last night i got dan so good, i snuck up on him and gave him a wicked minnesota mud blanket!"

by D, wolfie, del December 31, 2012

Meat Blanket

Foreskin- the skin covering the head of a cock

Hazza was rushed to the emergency department after getting his 'meat blanket' caught in the zipper of his acid wash Levi's.

by Ezy-G June 5, 2022

Cheesy blanket

A cheesy blanket is when one gets a thin sheets cheese and proceeds to put it on his/her partners asshole.

Aw man I fucking love cheese

P2 then boy o boy will you like this, its called a cheesy blanket! It's when yo-
Nah

by IronicDarkness December 4, 2017

Danish Pig-In-A-Blanket

Shoving a toothpick down a man's penis and jacking him off until he cums blood

I recently gave my boyfriend a Danish pig-in-a-blanket.
or
Yeah bro, I need a Danish pig-in-a-blanket or I'll go crazy.
or
I gave David a Danish pig-in-a-blanket a few days ago.

by Oliver Nordin December 14, 2024

belly blanket

a blanket for your belly after you ate a lot of turkey

Dang, im gonna need a belly blanket after all of this turkey

by KombatWombat November 15, 2018