Australian two step

When someone puts a spider down someones pant leg and a scorpion down the other, and that person tries to get them out.

"yo, you see what Steve did to Jimmy? He made him do the Australian two step"

by Little England April 2, 2017

Australian Super Soaker

A wet pussy

Damn after I was done with her, she was an Australian Super Soaker!

by PhoenixRisen95 May 29, 2024

Australian sweatsuit

When you cover yourself or someone else in fur then sit in the south Texas heat

Let’s get that fucker and give him an Australian sweatsuit

by 8==>~(( July 30, 2018

Australian Cone Pipe

A trucker and his wife go into a rest stop. The trucker takes a lot of laxatives and stimulates. The truckers wife lays her head in the toilet facing up, the trucker strips naked, the trucker lets lose his liquid storm of fury on her face, then they both buy a sandwich without cleaning or changing.

"John pulled the Australian Cone Pipe in a local Walmart"
"Get away from me right now!"

by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024

Australian Beard

Pubic hair.

Inspired by the nickname given to Australia as the “Land Down Under,” the fact that the Australian outback is also referred to as “the Bush.”

She had a hard time locating his penis in his untamed Australian beard.

by Assistant2theRegionalManager June 22, 2018

Australian Creampie

When you cum inside an Australian and they thank you by giving you a Vegemite sandwich

“I gave her an Australian Creampie. I came in her land down under and she just smiled and handed me a Vegemite sandwich”

by Haymen81 August 29, 2022

Australian Boogie

Sex with an individual whom has hairy junk.

T: Picked up a lovely gal last night and I did the Australian Boogie.

B: What is that?
T:I went dancing in the bush

by SnorkelingWombat April 23, 2015