A very reassuring, non-sexual kiss to the hand, cheek, or forehead to represent love and kindness. Often done by Australian stepmothers to their step sons when meeting them.
by CashMoneyK420 September 26, 2022
A way to pleasure yourself, or another person, in which a taper candle, or other skinny candle is placed in the rectum and lit as a form of wax play. (If wax enters the anus a wick may be placed inside the still melted wax and lit again)
Did you hear that Ryan Reynolds had to do the Australian Candlestick in his newest film? There was wax everywhere!!
by Skidmore Muncy December 10, 2024
When you haven't bathed in a while, and you simply take hand sanitizer and wipe it over your junk/"down under" for a quick refresher/cleaning before going out.
by Okra&Tomatoes September 17, 2020
blowing smoke up your girlfriends ass and watching it trickle out like a waterfall because it’s down under :) (BING BONG)
by bigblueballs June 04, 2024
American: "I can never understand aussies when they speak"
Australian: "Fuck off the bloody idiot, the Australian language is the same as yours"
Australian: "Fuck off the bloody idiot, the Australian language is the same as yours"
by Scomo's mum January 26, 2020
The official language of Australia. Different than English. Commonly discredited as not its own entity. Consists of separate grammar and spelling that is not recognized by those unfamiliar or unaccepting of Australian heritage. Often results in overly unwarranted criticism
‘They don’t speak English in Australia…they speak Australian ’
‘The doctor spoke in the Australian language and instructed the patient to breath as he placed his bouncey stethescope on her chest’
‘The doctor spoke in the Australian language and instructed the patient to breath as he placed his bouncey stethescope on her chest’
by AustralianLinguist February 27, 2022
*The Great Australian Bite* is a manoeuver employed when an uneducated woman or man gives you the cheese grater and then shaves off a chunk of skin and tissue after felatio possibly even causing a rift between time and space itself and decapitating the tip off the member leaving the namesake from our beloved region between Tasmania and the mainland to have been dubbed it's etymological origin. Such a manoeuver was actually employed by most English female convicts when a ship would lurch on the Tasman and she was sucking penis at the same time
In the following edict witness what the Great Australian Bite is all about and who typically would conduct such activities on a ship travelling across the waves
Person
Nancy go easy on me since we're on this ship and in the gallows stinky toilet ok?
Nancy
Nancy ignores words and launches into a full scale attack on the dick causing in its wake a goodly sum of skin and penile tissue to be removed from unknown mans fallice
Person
It's like you're getting stuck between Tassy and Melbourne here, oh no, please stop, it's killing me...
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Nancy will continue until the *Great Australian Bite* has been correctly executed and the head of the penis has been either mutilated or decapitated completely
Ocean:
Bubble bubble bubble
Fish:
Yummo some dickhead to swallow
World:
Sighs with relief for fewer convicts to deal with
Person
Nancy go easy on me since we're on this ship and in the gallows stinky toilet ok?
Nancy
Nancy ignores words and launches into a full scale attack on the dick causing in its wake a goodly sum of skin and penile tissue to be removed from unknown mans fallice
Person
It's like you're getting stuck between Tassy and Melbourne here, oh no, please stop, it's killing me...
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Nancy will continue until the *Great Australian Bite* has been correctly executed and the head of the penis has been either mutilated or decapitated completely
Ocean:
Bubble bubble bubble
Fish:
Yummo some dickhead to swallow
World:
Sighs with relief for fewer convicts to deal with
by NunceBolger February 27, 2022