Allan

A man with a massive schlong and a tendency to make all girls within a 4 mile radius wet. Men previously thought to be entirely heterosexual fall victim to his gaze, sent into an uncontrollable lust for his glorious member. Legend says when a Allan walks into a room, every sentient life form begins moaning uncontrollably, including but not limited to butterflies, killer whales, fortnite players and wooly mammoths. To call Allan sex gods or sex icons is an understatement, because Allans are sex itself.

Did you see that hot mf allan walk in here?

by Keref February 4, 2022

Allan

The lightest lighskin

Damm dude youre "Allan"

by Therealluffy December 16, 2021

Allan

Allan is the type of guy who will lend you their Legend of Zelda Ocarina of time 3ds version while talking about staring at a light while sneezing. If you're Allan doesn't do this that probably means they are not one of the real ones and hate themselves. I mean, this Allan still hates themselves but at least they own (owned) The 3ds version of Ocarina of Time :/.

"Do you play legend of Zelda?" "No, my name isnt Allan."

by zsdfghjkjhytre December 21, 2021

Allah Haffezkom

It's a wish in Arabic for someone, basically means " Allah protect you". Mainly used in moslem communities, not so common tho.

Your family does charity?Such a wisdom, Allah Haffezkom .

by Ehsan2754 December 23, 2021

alla

alla is a all time loser , anybody who encounters a alla in their life has to run far away. He is a ignorant little ass who likes to talk about having a big wee-wee but in reality has a mm short one. Don’t trust a alla!

“ Have you seen Alla’s wee-wee ? No ? Oh yeah because there is nothing to see ”

by real cool gal March 7, 2022

Allah is calling

"allah is calling" is the best shirt ever created. U can find it on Amazon. It is a shirt that says "Allah is calling" with one red button that says decline and one green button that says accept.

Person 1: Ayo is that the "allah is calling" shirt?
Person 2: Yes it is.
Allah: *Starts calling the shirt*
Person 2: *Starts levitating*

by Amonaly March 8, 2022

Allahzilla

A godzilla from MENA region who loves peace and justice. Much like ultramans, they fight monsters including other godzillas in order to save the humanity and the planet.

Godzillas are scared of Allahzillas and Ultramans.

by Shiine-1 April 4, 2022