Alexander is, typically, the hottest, sexiest guy you’ll ever meet, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Cultured, kind, caring, considerate, and well humored, Alexander is a jack of all trades (even knows a dance or two). Most of these rare breeds originate from a small town in Austria called Innsbruck. They tend to be around 22 years of age, with most born on February 17th. Once you meet an Alexander, your life will never be the same. Oh, and also Alexander’s manage to be on the cover of GQ’s Sexiest Men Alive Cover every year, without fail.
by schnuckiputzi November 30, 2020
Alexander is, typically, the hottest, sexiest guy you’ll ever meet, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Cultured, kind, caring, considerate, and well humored, Alexander is a jack of all trades (even knows a dance or two). Most of these rare breeds originate from a small town in Austria called Innsbruck. They tend to be around 22 years of age, with most born on February 17th. Once you meet an Alexander, your life will never be the same. Oh, and also Alexander’s manage to be on the cover of GQ’s Sexiest Men Alive Cover every year, without fail.
by schnuckiputzi November 29, 2020
Sexy autistic white guy who’s good with any instrument he touches. Average size dick and likes raping men named Diego.
by Tminusnine May 05, 2025
A toxic, self-centered, special snowflake of a white boy who dates his exes friends the next day for attention. Also referred to as an attention-seeker or simp.
Person 1: "My boyfriend just dumped me and got together with _____ not a day later. "
Person 2: "What was his name again?"
Person 1: "Definitely Alexander."
Person 2: "What was his name again?"
Person 1: "Definitely Alexander."
by sourish (and sweet) May 31, 2020
Alexander is an awesome guy that is really funny he is so cool and bright, he is so funny that he will make you cry with happy tears. he is a handsome young man and a bit short but good. he usually has brown hair with grey+blue+green eyes. he loves video games and is very good at solving rubiks cubes. overall a guy named alexander is a amaxing person.
by YOUR-MUM-LOSER October 31, 2022
Person 1: who’s that?
Person 2: eww that’s Alexander
Person 1: what’s wrong?
Person 2: he’s always talking about dicks up his ass
Person 1: 🤮🤮 ewww
Person 2: eww that’s Alexander
Person 1: what’s wrong?
Person 2: he’s always talking about dicks up his ass
Person 1: 🤮🤮 ewww
by Anonymous from Crms Yuma, Az November 13, 2020
People who just wanna be loved and cared for instead of being called a gay bitch because of their name.
by myfoot1313 October 24, 2022