Third Degree After Burner

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a women in the traditional doggie style position. You then give the women an enema with a highly flammable alcoholic drink like Bacardi 151, You then ask the women to fart and light it on fire it hits you in the chest like the after burner on a jet aircraft. Except with this one you will probably have Third Degree Burns.

The Third Degree After Burner is extremly hazardous, please do not attempt at home.

by Paul Stuffy October 11, 2006

Anus After Burn

The burning feeling the anus receives after a piece of poop that is wide enough to stretch the anus. The feeling can evoke arousal and discomfort, the butt cheeks of a weaker willed person may need to be raised

Joe: oh here she comes.... Oh that burns....why is my dick hard? What an anus after burn

by D-Cent the Decadant October 2, 2011

The Day After Tomorrow

The Greatest Crappy in the world. Science in it doesn't make sense. Go with Geology students you will know what I mean.

I laughed threw The Day After Tomorrow. It isn't supposed to be funny though.

by Paul June 2, 2004

An After n' Before Guy

someone who jacks off when they get home right after school and right before they go to bed at night.

yo i'm gonna try not to jerk off for 3 days. I bet u can't do that!" "Alex: you're right, I'm more of an after n' before guy

by Alexx93 June 18, 2010

day-after water

when you leave a soda cup from a fast food restaurant, containing only ice, sitting overnight and, in attempt to drink it the next morning, you realize it's a nasty combination of slight drops of soda, and the disgusting water the use for ice

dude, I woke up the next morning looking for something to drink, and all I could find was day-after water

by pkn300 February 18, 2011

getting after

Going hard toward something, usually used in a sexual sense, but not exclusively.

Katie was getting after Tim toward the end of the bar last night.

Jamar was getting after that homework assignment in the library yesterday.

by LifeSavr June 14, 2017

Milk after the cereal

This is the right way to do it. In fact it makes your cereal more enjoyable as it helps soften the cereal slightly ,with the pressure making the milk seep into the cereal ,so it has a melting sensation when you chew on it than when it's practically dry and you chew down on it and cut your gums if you are unlucky. Yes although putting the cereal after the milk makes it look nice, You are sacrificing your cereal eating experience.Milk after the cereal.

Me: Imma go eat breakfast now!
Butthurtbeforecerealmilkperson: I WILL FRIKIN ASPHIXIATE YOU IF YOU DO THAT!?!?!1?!111?!1?!1
*Person eats dry creal* *Cuts gum* *unsavoury*
Me: Serves you right for not listening to me after I told you that pouring the Milk after

the cereal was a better idea.
*Pours milk after and gobbles it without a hitch) Milk after the cereal

by Hadley Hatchosvcka May 21, 2018