During lovemaking, Frank thought it would be funny to give his girlfriend a St. Louis Hello. The next day, Frank's girlfriend dumped him. (They were not in St. Louis.)
by redhen1 August 11, 2014
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by chapsfranklin July 16, 2011
An all girls catholic school located on Bellaire Blvd. between Houston's chinatown and ghetto sharpstown. Their academics are a lot harder than its brother school next door. They're obsessed with their head of school and their claim to fame is that girl from Gilmore Girls who went there. If you go to Duchesne, you're basically irrelevant to them, and if you go to IWA, essentially nonexistent. Sorry you didn't get in :) Half of them are super libs and the other half are super conservative, there's not really much in between. They wouldn't be caught dead wearing sperries anymore, they all just wear tennis shoes. Every girl dresses and poses the same way on social media. If you don't have lots of friends on like every social media platform, you're irrelevant. They're obsessed with snapchat, but all they do is send blank selfies. They have a meme page. And a superiority complex. If they're not fish, most of them hate Strake and like all of them hate St. Thomas. A lot of them are misandrists. They love their neon dance. They'll snitch on you to your dean no matter what school you go to. They're the meanest and worst drivers on the face of this earth. You can't forget about the anime girls and lesbians, but they're all chill with each other. They live for talking shit tho #tea. All of them want to go to UT, but hardly any of them get in, so they end up at A&M or LSU. You'll see most of them in the bitchy southern sororities when they go to college.
St. Agnes Academy girl 1: omg a strake boy def wrote the last definition
Stag girl 2: omg sis tru #tea #gotigers
Stag girl 2: omg sis tru #tea #gotigers
by mintpod March 24, 2019
Adequate size suburb with mostly white middle-class people. If you live in the county and meet someone new your 1st question to ask/answer is "What high school did you go to?". Your answer will speak volumes because that is how you'll be judged.
Odd mix of people who think they live in St. Louis, therefore acting ghetto as hell, and people who think they're from the country, therefore acting liks hicks. Nobody lives on a farm, but you might own land a while away. Nobody lives in the ghetto, but SCHS is sketch.
Small enough to call it a town because chances are wherever you go you can run into someone you know. Big enough to call it a suburb if you want to associate with STL. It takes 4 exits along hwy 70 to pass through.
Majority of HS grads go to SCC. A good amount will go to a state school. A few enlist. A lot go to Lewis and Clark. But we all have one thing in common: HS was pathetic and did not prepare you for college.
Most people have their license and a job at 16 years old. The only thing to do is a football or basketball game on Friday night. Maybe people will gather in a basement a drink some beer while their parents are upstairs.
Awkwardly located north enough to like hockey but south enough to say "y'all". Hunting season is just as big as baseball season. Girls wear carhartts for no reason.
Home of the words hoosier, skeet, and hella. Everyone has gone on a float trip, been to el maguey, lyons, fritz's, plays washers, and had a bonfire and CFM slushie.
Odd mix of people who think they live in St. Louis, therefore acting ghetto as hell, and people who think they're from the country, therefore acting liks hicks. Nobody lives on a farm, but you might own land a while away. Nobody lives in the ghetto, but SCHS is sketch.
Small enough to call it a town because chances are wherever you go you can run into someone you know. Big enough to call it a suburb if you want to associate with STL. It takes 4 exits along hwy 70 to pass through.
Majority of HS grads go to SCC. A good amount will go to a state school. A few enlist. A lot go to Lewis and Clark. But we all have one thing in common: HS was pathetic and did not prepare you for college.
Most people have their license and a job at 16 years old. The only thing to do is a football or basketball game on Friday night. Maybe people will gather in a basement a drink some beer while their parents are upstairs.
Awkwardly located north enough to like hockey but south enough to say "y'all". Hunting season is just as big as baseball season. Girls wear carhartts for no reason.
Home of the words hoosier, skeet, and hella. Everyone has gone on a float trip, been to el maguey, lyons, fritz's, plays washers, and had a bonfire and CFM slushie.
Scenario A:
Person A: Where are you from?
Person B: St. Louis
Person A: What part?
Person B: Well, a suburb west of STL, St. Charles...
Person A: Oh what's in St. Charles, Missouri?
Person B: ...
Scenario B:
Person A: Oh where you from?
Person B: St. Charles, Missouri
Person A: What high school did you go to?!
Person B: (Next answer is crucial because it says so much about you) Duchesne
... *crickets*...
Fail.
Person A: Where are you from?
Person B: St. Louis
Person A: What part?
Person B: Well, a suburb west of STL, St. Charles...
Person A: Oh what's in St. Charles, Missouri?
Person B: ...
Scenario B:
Person A: Oh where you from?
Person B: St. Charles, Missouri
Person A: What high school did you go to?!
Person B: (Next answer is crucial because it says so much about you) Duchesne
... *crickets*...
Fail.
by WestWarrior June 06, 2011
A school where the staff famously hand out detentions for fuck all. Having your shirt untucked for half a second may land yourself in detention on a Friday eve. The rule was introduced in conjuction with the local Spoons to lower the number of chavs and roadmen drinking there.
In 2022, the school painted a red border around the perimeter. Students seen "crossing into the badlands" are executed at dawn. Also introduced were exit/entry rules heavily influenced by soviet repression in the Gulags. Russian prison uniforms are preferred by students to what they currently wear (due to incidents of pupils overheating) "The blazers are 100% polyester sourced from Aldi," say the school governors "we buy them all during sale season and use cheap indian labour to sew on the house badges, it makes us look like Hogwarts!"
Prospective students of the school should be aware of CCTV in the lavatory blocks closely monitored at all times by the "establishment". This is to to cut down on incidents of roadmen gathering, vaping, drug use, spell casting and other suspicious activity.
As part of their art program, graffiti dominates on many of the walls. Art includes male genitalia, violent language, opinions of teaching staff and "Tick if you're bored" interactive art installations. Experts believe that in thousands of years the various collections will be excavated to teach future humans about the "lost generation" that were humiliated and punished here.
In 2022, the school painted a red border around the perimeter. Students seen "crossing into the badlands" are executed at dawn. Also introduced were exit/entry rules heavily influenced by soviet repression in the Gulags. Russian prison uniforms are preferred by students to what they currently wear (due to incidents of pupils overheating) "The blazers are 100% polyester sourced from Aldi," say the school governors "we buy them all during sale season and use cheap indian labour to sew on the house badges, it makes us look like Hogwarts!"
Prospective students of the school should be aware of CCTV in the lavatory blocks closely monitored at all times by the "establishment". This is to to cut down on incidents of roadmen gathering, vaping, drug use, spell casting and other suspicious activity.
As part of their art program, graffiti dominates on many of the walls. Art includes male genitalia, violent language, opinions of teaching staff and "Tick if you're bored" interactive art installations. Experts believe that in thousands of years the various collections will be excavated to teach future humans about the "lost generation" that were humiliated and punished here.
Person 1: "Hey fam, you go to St Ivo Academy?"
Person 2: "Yeah blud"
Person 1: "How da fuck you make it out alive every day?"
Person 2: " On my e-scooter, but i'm close to throwing myself off the top of the science block...."
Person 2: "Yeah blud"
Person 1: "How da fuck you make it out alive every day?"
Person 2: " On my e-scooter, but i'm close to throwing myself off the top of the science block...."
by RoadmanIvo April 30, 2022
The school responsible for producing the wealthiest studs on the East Coast. Absolute chotches. These young men summer in Nantucket and the Bahamas and consume ungodly alcohol when they aren't breaking academic records. Prep and Landon kids wish they got in. The typical STA student will graduate high school after tearing it up in LAX or Baseball, and go on to an IVY league school where they will get with all the hot chicks. Then, they will either become a famous politician like graduate Al Gore(absolute hoss) or they will go on to make millions in private equity. Either way, they will have a hot wife and live in a giant house.
"Are there going to be STA boys at the party? If not we shouldn't go" -Hot chick
"I wish I got into St. Albans School" - Average Georgetown Prep student
"I hope that Jason from St. Albans hires me as a toilet cleaner when he takes over his dad's hedge fund" -Gonzaga student
"I wish I got into St. Albans School" - Average Georgetown Prep student
"I hope that Jason from St. Albans hires me as a toilet cleaner when he takes over his dad's hedge fund" -Gonzaga student
by Private School Review April 30, 2023