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Poon Job

When a woman of extrordinary height (see: vagiant) engulfs a midget into her vaginal cavity. The midget then gives a man a blowjob while having he is having sex with said giant woman. This has been used for many years as a form of contraception. Other acts can follow a poon job, as well. (see: Dragon Drop)
1930's Chinese citizens did the poon job
by Josh Stucky December 9, 2008
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Poon Dabbler

One who dabbles with poon, or in other words, has sex with a lot of dirty girls.
Derek- Dude, Johnny told me he had sex with Rachel, Angela, and Veronica last night!

Jake-Ew, those girls are nasty!

Derek- I know what a poon dabbler!
by Firanda Spence October 19, 2009
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Poon Creampie

The worlds largest creampie. There's nothing like a good creampie but a poon creampie is the ultimate! Fill her up big boy.
I have her a poon creampie last night. I couldn't filll her up anymore.
by Sony Ericsson such April 13, 2011
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Poon Scooner

A person be it Male or Female who is in search of sex or a sexual encounter of some sort.

Someone who skips about from one place to the next in serch of Sex. Like a rock skipping across water, only stopping where they may find the Poontang.
Also someone who makes sexual comments or gestures about any random person seen out on the street, in a mall or where ever you might be.
Hey man lets go to the Mall tonight i feel like checking out the ladies.

Dude, your such a Poon Scooner.
by Spazet May 16, 2011
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poon hammock

A pair of boy shorts worn by a desperate groupie in an attempt to attract attention to her crotch area.
She lifted her trampy polka-dot wrinkled pajamas to reveal her poon hammock in an attempt to gain the favor of the rock star at the bar.
by Mrs. Robinson2 November 19, 2010
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poon scoon

by calvin Baxendale March 1, 2009
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Butterfly Poon

Butterfly Poon A.K.A- poontang, pussy, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver, cunt, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur burg.
by Mike13258 January 12, 2012
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