Joel’s are a real douche. They slowly win over people’s heart but in reality do not care about the person. It’s only a matter of time before they break another girls heart. And then they just move onto the next girl as if nothing ever happened. Joel’s will pretend to be there for you but won’t really be helpful in a time of need. They will use phrases like “it’s gonna be okay” or “don’t cry”, but really they are just trying to seem like a good boyfriend. If you have a joel in your life, I feel sorry for you. Take action before something happens and your heart is broken.
Girl #1: Hey who’s that hot new kid?
Girl #2: Oh that’s joel. He’s a douche.
Girl #1: Oh, okay. Thanks for the heads up.
Girl #2: Oh that’s joel. He’s a douche.
Girl #1: Oh, okay. Thanks for the heads up.
by Lex_Amercir.93 June 27, 2019
by simiski July 24, 2023
Joel is a very important nice person BUT he has his cons first of all he smells like shit also fat head nigga with a little micro penis and he doesn’t get any bitches all the woman run away when they see him cant dress for shit bald ugly gru looking nigga also acts like an npc who works at a gay party and listens to garbage ass logic and he gets bullied everywhere he goes
“ oh my god joel is such a bitch “
“ god dam joel smells like shit “
“ when will joel ever get some bitches”
“ god dam joel smells like shit “
“ when will joel ever get some bitches”
by Trybacon445 April 25, 2022
by Smallbrains May 28, 2022
by ilyskz August 26, 2021
Joel is an ohio sigma with w riz he pulls so hard he can even pull, push door. Even though he isn't packing his rizz is just too strong for anyone to resist. Joel is a chad he is probably too nice too even get into a relationship. He is kinda funny and his type is 14yo asian females.
by URMMM WHAT THE SIGMA SQUIDWARD May 22, 2024
A mutated man that is so radio active that if you tuch him you become green and your pee becomes blue.
by TheJoelHater April 17, 2023