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PT Boat

"TAKE OUT THAT FCKING PT BOAT!!!"
""TAKE OUT THAT FCKING PT BOAT!!!"
...I mean really you should know where this is from you uncultured fuktarde. Get on my level.
by IsrealiDefenseMinister August 14, 2022
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Boat Show

When you commit to attend an event (such as a party or work function) then opt out of your commitment for a very weak or inexcusably lame reason.

A generic description used when you do not know where a person is at that current moment.
Example: "I told my friend Sarah that I would go with her to trim her dog's toenails, but then I boat showed her. That bitch was crazy to ever think I would help her do that. Sheesh."

Example: "The babysitter boat showed us tonight."

Example: "Is the IT guy around? I really need him to look at my laptop computer which died again."

"I think the IT guy is at a boat show."
by HoneyBoatShow February 11, 2013
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Boat girl

A female or females whom expect free rides on your boat while drinking your alcohol.

(They might bring a couple white claws/seltzers)

Only want to be your “friend” during boating season then go right back to thot hibernation once the bikinis are gone.

Act like your boat is theirs while their only boating knowledge is that it’s practically a buoyant slutty dance pad to prove their daddy problems.

No “boat girl” actually owns their own boat.
Experienced captain-“Don’t date a boat girl, twice as expensive as a normal girl with half the reward”

Boat girl “OMG!! It’s getting warm, when are we going boating?!”

Boat girl “turn the music up!”

“Turn the music down!”

I want to play my music!”

“Do this!”

“Do that!”

“Why?”

“Do you have any liquor?”
by T-bird10 March 29, 2022
mugGet the Boat girlmug.

boat fly

A girl or woman that hangs around bars and restaurants where wealthy men dock their boats—hoping to score a “Captain!”
I hate this place on the 4th of July, every boat fly in town is here!
by dbm.93 May 26, 2019
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tennis boat

something arthur morgan says when he dies in low honor ending rdr2 by dying from micah bell
micah: damn you
arthur: TENNIS BOAT
by baysil September 8, 2023
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Bug-boating

To cause harm to a person, animal, or thing with disruptive movements of one's body while said one is sleeping.
Matt was spinning around, flailing, and bug-boating all night on the couch and broke my bong that was sitting on the coffee table! How did he not wake up?!!!
by Buttermir February 13, 2020
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Meat boat

Can you order me a meat boat at Taco Bell?
by Willowmom July 12, 2017
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