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clognitive thinking

Joe: hey Timmy you gonna bungee jump or not?
Timmy: I don't know I'm clognitive thinking about it.
by rastufus September 9, 2021
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I think a wall is a wall

When Louis Tomlinson was asked what it meant when he named his first studio album Walls, he said a wall is a wall, and there was nothing deeper in it.
"I'm quite Bri ish aright, and I think a wall is a wall," - Louis Tomlinson
by jaquenfayre December 7, 2020
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Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....
Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2024
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.9.<.7.9.7.6.>Keep Thinking I Will Not Smack It<.7.9.7.6.>.9.

.9.<.7.9.7.6.>Keep Thinking I Will Not Smack It<.7.9.7.6.>.9.
.9.<.7.9.7.6.>Keep Thinking I Will Not Smack It<.7.9.7.6.>.9.
by Adujasty343 July 12, 2025
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I Think Too Cinematically

I Think Too Cinematically
I Think Too Cinematically
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
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Think Skull

Someone who has to think about things extra hard to understand then; Simpleton
Oh he didn't get it? Real think skull on this guy
by eduardopos February 14, 2021
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