Beach Monkey

When someone is being dumb or annoying.
That beach monkey deleted my post!

It’s okay, just beach monkey antics.
by graylover333 May 24, 2022
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maple monkey

A derogatory slur for people living or born in the country of Canada. Can also be anyone who exhibits Candian-like behaviors.
“Where’s John?”
“He stayed home to watch the hokey game.”
“What a fucking maple monkey.”
by DoctorNutBust December 11, 2017
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Gear Monkey

Having an obsession with anything vehicle related! Spending hrs and hours researching and building a particular type of vehicle to perfection. While being amazing at everything!
Those Gear Monkey’s spent hours building thier ultra4 vehicle!

That Gear Monkey was moving quick through the desert!

Baby don’t worry, I’m a Gear Monkey!

I wish I was a Gear Monkey to be as cool as that guy!

Don’t worry I can Gear Monkey it!

He was driving like a Gear Monkey!

If only I could Gear Monkey

She was totally Gear Monkey last night!
by The Gear Monkey March 07, 2018
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monkey jams

Late-era extremely boring pseudo-funk jams performed live by jamband Phish.
"Man, this band really went downhilll after Trey got strung out on smack and all they would do live was play 20-minute long monkey jams."
by E-Male December 24, 2008
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monkey tug

Woman masturbates man with feet while man stares at vagina
Her large feet and massive monkey would make for an amazing monkey tug.
by Young James April 23, 2008
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Shuttle-Monkey

A shuttle-Monkey is someone who prefers to get a lift up a mountain by car or chairlift instead of putting in the effort to ride up and earn the downhill rip.
Only shuttle-monkeys ride downhill bikes
by onedollarbill October 18, 2006
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tech monkeys

All the wonderful tech people who perform fix-it miracles with web based platforms or IT hardware.
John: WTF? Twitter is down again!

Jim: I'm sure the Twitter tech monkeys will have it fixed it no time.
by LittleNano March 22, 2011
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