Double tease

When you're about to get double teamed and then the people decided no

"If you're about to get double teamed and the they decided no, were you double teased?"-Darkness Jackson (Stephen Jackson)
Janet: "Yeah last night I was about to get double teamed and then they said no and for me to get out."
Jennifer: "So you got double teased! Loser"
Janet: "f*ck off"
by not_the_true_king_of_sarcasm February 28, 2021
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Double Bidet

A Double Bidet is when one masturbates and ejaculates at the same time as they poop into a toilet. While the ejaculate hits the chin, the toilet water jumps up to caress the asshole.
A double bidet is a great way to start the day.
by Writtenfailure June 24, 2018
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double 0

Your gang
I rep double 0 boy
by ogmack November 28, 2016
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Double Captain

A martial arts-like move made famous by Captain James Tiberius "Jim" Kirk.

The move involves folding both hands together and chopping down with both arms on the opponents neck.

Results do not vary - no opponent can withstand more than one Double Captain.
Did you see the episode where Kirk Double Captained that demi-god dude after fucking the green chick?
by Educated Manchild September 10, 2012
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double coconut

Regaining higher brain function that was lost by a traumatic brain injury by receiving an additional traumatic brain injury.
Gilligan has a coconut fall on his head and loses all memory.
His memory is regained by another coconut falling on his head. "Gilligan! You've got your memory back. you must have gotten a double coconut!" -The Skipper
by grilledcheezes December 03, 2011
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Double Gripping

Grabbing the shaft with one hand while placing the other hand above thus stroking the head as well, continuously. Special care must be taken during this procedure to ensure satisfaction and safety. Wear eye protection for stray streams. A tingling sensation may occur afterwards.
by Aamiye March 15, 2017
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Double Greenz

Double Greenz, is a record lable, and waz created by the lable to stand for money and weed
Whats up man? nothing just out on these streets getting my double greenz.
by citychild October 29, 2007
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