chinese asshole

Really tight. Someone who is being really up tight.

Dude, your being a chinese asshole.

Chinese asshole nice and tight just for you!

by Jeff Cunningham June 28, 2006

chinese dinner

Person A fills up their Anus with copious amounts of rice, then person B proceeds to eats the rice out with chopsticks.

My girlfriend's mum decided to give me a Chinese dinner last night. No regrets were made.

by Hamburgerbruz January 4, 2016

chinese steeplechase

When you fuck an asian girl from behind, hold her hair like the reins and hit her with a horse whip.

Dave totally gave Ting Tong a chinese steeplechase.

She ran up stairs,hid under the bed, and cowered all night. She's been afraid of ponies ever since.

by Thugz-Bunny March 18, 2009

chinese rocket

sex act where you just stick in the tip of you penis. because chinese men have such small dicks when a normal person sticks in just the tip it is referred to as a chinese rocket.

'did you and your girl go all the way last night? no man she would only let me put the tip in so i gave her a chinese rocket.'

by Ohio Hillbilly May 9, 2021

Chinese Enema

This is where a guy is having anal sex with a woman and pisses in her ass.

I gave Bianca a chinese Enema last night, she loved it!

by TempOz May 6, 2011

chinese splits

When you do a handstand and extend both legs to each side while a guy digs you out.

Giiiirl..he was eating the P good last night..had me in all kinda portions..even the chinese splits

by kleezy45 November 26, 2015

a little chinese

This phrase, paired with the "so-so" or "side-to-side" hand gesture is used to call attention to a previously unknown male with questionable heterosexuality. Frequently used in people watching.

"Check out that guy in line at Abercrombie & Fitch. He's definitely a little Chinese."

by Molls92 May 10, 2008