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banana bread

When a man puts his penis (banana) between someone's "buns" (butt) for the purposes of outercourse or anal sex.
"I told my wife that I was simply at the neighbor's to bake some banana bread, but I think she's on to me."
by shimmythejimmy April 15, 2020
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Gnat Bread

Gnat bread is the matter that forms in the corner of your eyes, especially during sleep. If you go outside with said matter still in your eye and there are gnats around, they will swarm to your eyes and feast on the matter. AKA: Gnat Bread
First thing in the morning....
Child: Whats for breakfast?
Dad: Your mama is making grits and eggs.
Child: I want cheese in my grits.
Dad: Okay. You got some gnat bread in your eye.
Child rubs eyes and removes all traces of gnat bread.
by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020
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Bread Loaf

How was your date with Stacy?

It was a lot of fun. We had dinner and then I bread loafed her and called it a night.
by Robthedog24 September 19, 2020
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Bread Legs

Usually the type of legs East Coast girls have. Thick thighs from loving bread too much. East Coast meets garlic knots.
Girl you got some bread legs!! Do you still want to eat garlic knots tonight? Let's get pizza after!
by Breadlegsqueen April 23, 2017
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bread enthusiast

One who posses much love towards bread; a bread dealer
"Jim decided to become a bread enthusiast. You should check him out, he has some nice buns."
by Bread Dealer December 21, 2014
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bread skating

Bread skating is the process of skating on a Bread Skate
"Bro he's totally bread skating"
by CaLviiiiiiiiin July 11, 2018
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Bread Knifer

You do the biggest solid pooh in the known universe. usually dry with no use of paper, (or your partners face cloth), it is the need to cut it up with some tool, like a bread knife( partners toothbrush) to cut it in pieces in order to flush it
Should have seen the Bread knifer i had to let go.

pooh shit dump crap poop
by ConFest Pete September 11, 2011
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