twirl tard

One who has the inability to properly twirl pasta with their fork.

Lucy was attempting to eat linguini, but since she was unable to twirl it properly, she is a twirl tard.

by bamtime February 17, 2010

tard-kiss

When two lovers kiss passionately in the fashion of mentally challenged individuals. Dribbling is a definite factor.

my boyfriend gets off on tard-kissing

by joshua davey August 9, 2009

good-tarded

When something should be viewed as retarded and without any good memories, but you can't help but look back on it fondly

Bill: How was the new Rambo movie?

Steve: The acting was horrible, the script was miserable, the action scenes were so over the top that I couldn't really get into it, yet I enjoyed watching the whole thing. It was good-tarded.

by whack86 March 29, 2009

MAGA-tard

A person who pays reverence to the radical ideologies of the alt-right as well as having a strong devotion and loyalty to former President Donald Trump.

Mr. Tanner’s rant of election fraud and other conspiracy theories is making him sound like a MAGA-tard.

There’s a pastor on TV explaining how God sent Donald Trump to save the United States. What a MAGA-tard.

Look at all the MAGA-tards storming the Capitol!

by Dat Aaaayyyyhhhh December 14, 2021

buness tard

A Buness Tard is another name for a jobby especially a large one.

Aidan dropped a big Buness Tard down the pan

by Shug89 October 17, 2018

Millarde Tard

A Millarde Tard m'lärd tärd is a person who automatically thinks someone is bad or has ill intentions simply because of one's wealth.

What a millarde tard, he doesn't even know him and he's already accusing the millionaire neighbor of being part of some terrorist organization.

by Hein Wortschöpfer November 8, 2021

tard spinner

What the teenagers are using now, also known as fidget spinners. Originally used for kids with ADD ADHD

Look at Jimmy's new tard spinner

by Vault111Guy May 20, 2017