cracker wacker

someone who kills white people

that damn cracker wacker just killed my brother

by crackdaddy April 22, 2003

cracker ass

buffon, ignoramous, idiot, cracker ass.

you goddamn cracker ass

by johnny bananas July 7, 2005

Cracker Dance

The dance you have to do at work to satisfy customers/managers and to get those fat tips.

MY manager is so demanding, i always have to do a serious cracker dance to get him of my case.

by Poppa Midnight August 23, 2010

Cracker McWhitebread

A pasty-ass suburbanite who thinks he/she is all hip and ghetto and is always throwing around some poorly-phrased slang to try to look edgy.

Look at Cracker McWhitebread with his shorts around his ass while he's shopping in JC Penny for suit separates.

by Fast Eddie, KOS April 14, 2012

Cracker crumbs

Equivalent in meaning as white trash.

Also a verb when a white person acts trashy

I don't mess with those cracker crumbs.

Man, he be cracker crumbing.

by GroundLife February 5, 2017

cracker jack university

A fictional institution of higher learning where cocky know-it-alls get their education. In other words, got their degree from a Cracker Jack box.

Controlling parent: Yeah, my son is 40 years old, but he still has to obey me, cause IT’S THE LAW!
Judge: Where did you get your law degree? Cracker Jack University?

by Hannibal Cannabis September 9, 2020

cracker crumb bitch

A petty and vindictive individual that will stoop to the lowest of the low for even a perceived slight.

Don’t say anything bad about the new manager, that cracker crumb bitch will have you doing the worst jobs in here, if not fire you…

by AgentDerb July 19, 2021