I HAVE DIARRHEA

what a little bitch says when they have shit/human waste. When the girl was trying to make you laugh and you had to POopOo and you laugh so hard you shit your pants

OH NO I NEED TO SHIT! Wait... I HAVE DIARRHEA

I HAVE DIARRHEA by QWASZXEDCRTFGVBYHNUIJKMOLP January 10, 2026

i have hot warm explosive diarrhea 

A statement about how your liquid defecation is warm and hot

i have hot warm explosive diarrhea sentence
Friend: "how's your day?"

Me: "i have hot explosive diarrhea."
Friend: "you didn't have to tell me that."
Me: "i have hot explosive diarrhea."
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Friend: "shut up"
Me: "i have hot explosive diarrhea."

i have hot warm explosive diarrhea by Poop man8675986479658437654908 September 15, 2025

diarrhoea panic

Sudden panic caused by diarrhoea.

I was on my way home from my local Indian, when all of a sudden I had a harsh case of diarrhoea panic.

diarrhoea panic by tylrh_ September 29, 2018

bandwidth-diarrhoea 

The relaxing / loosening of ISP's bandwidth-sphincters

Siddhartha: Last month I visited India for my project & found that all ISPs are suffering from bandwidth diarrhoea
Roxanne: How bad is it? How did it happen?
Siddhartha: Really bad, for years they had terrible case of bandwidth-constipation, like the cost of 100 mbps FTTH now is a third of what a 4 mbps copper line used to cost 4 years ago. This guy Ambani shook up the industry in 2016 & this scared the shit out (literally) of all small & big ISPs that were selling crappy internet for exorbitant prices for years. 100 mbps costs $8 a month now.
Roxanne: Whoa! That's a serious case of bandwidth-diarrhoea

bandwidth-diarrhoea by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 21, 2020

St. Diarrheas Day Massacre 

The act of someone intentionally shitting on the floor, the toilet, or the wall of a bathroom stall. In some cases leaving a variety of pubes, poop, or a urine trail behind so when someone enters the bathroom they know something is wrong. These phantom shitters usually leave a signature to cover their true identity.

I walked into walmarts bathroom yesterday and knew something was a miss when I saw toilet paper leading to the bathroom stall. When I opened the door it was St. Diarrheas day Massacre all over again.

St. Diarrheas Day Massacre by Uncle Renegade February 24, 2009

diarrhoea 

Unstoppable poop torrent

'Hi Boss, I couldn't possibly come to work today. I have a bad, bad case of diarrhoea.'

diarrhoea by blackwidow_stretsfield January 12, 2017

Diarrhoea 

The other way to spell diarrhea.

Diarrhoea is just another way to spell diarrhea

Diarrhoea by Inquisitive Walnut August 13, 2019