A shiny glob of spittle on the ground easily mistaken for a nickel (from a distance.) Usually used to describe something worthless despite its appearance.
"It's not worth a spit-nickel."
by Brian P. McEntee December 31, 2007
Get the spit-nickelmug. A man, by any method, approaches orgasm, and either by his hand or someone elses, pulls the skin of his shaft down hard squeezing tightly, making his urethra point straight ahead at almost a 90 degree angle, and ejeculates, sending thick jets of Cobra venom, preferably all over the mammary glands of an attractive young woman/ women.
Person A: "...Do you want to see a Spitting Cobra?"
Person B: "Ooohhh, that sounds scary, let me see!"
The girl rammed her hand quickly down the shaft squeezing hard to give herself a dose of the deadly Spitting Cobra
Person B: "Ooohhh, that sounds scary, let me see!"
The girl rammed her hand quickly down the shaft squeezing hard to give herself a dose of the deadly Spitting Cobra
by callingdom May 17, 2008
Get the Spitting Cobramug. A twitter post that makes the reader spit out the liquid s/he had in her mouth, in a plume.
A version of spit-take
A version of spit-take
That tweet was SO funny, that I did a spit-tweet while reading it!
Before you read that tweet, finish your coffee because it'll cause a spit-tweet.
Before you read that tweet, finish your coffee because it'll cause a spit-tweet.
by Twitter Comedy July 5, 2011
Get the Spit-tweetmug. by ErnestLyons73 September 5, 2022
Get the Peanut Spitmug. by Dean's bottom bitch April 1, 2016
Get the spit shinedmug. When your giving a guy a hand job but you don't have any lotion so you just spit on your hand instead.
Jerry: Last night Amanda gave me a spit hand.
Daniel: Those freaking hurt.
Jerry: Yeah I dumped that spit handed freak.
Daniel: Those freaking hurt.
Jerry: Yeah I dumped that spit handed freak.
by Spit hand February 9, 2015
Get the Spit handmug.