Zidaned

To completely messup your last day of work on purpose. Just like Zidane messed up his last football match in the world cup final against Italy.

After you have been sacked, you can zidane your workplace by:

Mixing up files
Erasing stuff of others computer
Putting viruses on the computers
Telling your boss what others think of him/her
Making obscene phone calls to customers
Headbutting your colleague

etc etc

Bobby: Sorry to hear you have been sacked Sarah, when do you have to clear your desk?
Sarah: It'sno big deal, I leave on friday, the office is going to get totally Zidaned

by joshdajoker April 30, 2008

Zidan

Zidan (Zidane, Z'idan) means spirtuality or adds up to. Arabic, African and French. Zidan is english spelling of name and Zidane is french way of spelling this name.

Zidan means spirtuality.

by cassandra79 March 8, 2012

Zidan

Zidan is a very attractive young man with a charming personality. Anyone would be lucky to have a Zidan in their life, and better yet be dating him. He's the perfect boyfriend and overall human. He is going to marry Lily.

Person 1: Damn Zidan is so perfect .
Person 2: I know, I wish I was Lily to be able to have him!

by ZilyLily December 13, 2016

Zidanity

To finish your opponent with a headbutt worthy of Zidane's caliber, similar to the way which Mortal Kombat fighters finish their opponents. Zidanity can be used to decribe the state Materazzi was in after being knocked senseless on the ground.

Materazzi's been knock the hell down! Oh the Zidanity!

by Lawrence Ding September 10, 2008

zidaning

headbutting someone when he says nasty words about your mother in italian

to zidane someone - to headbutt someone

In England, a jockey is facing a ban after “Zidaning” his horse with a head-butt. Paul O’Neill apparently took umbrage after the horse said some nasty things in Italian about his mother.

by bianconero171 July 27, 2006

Zidance

A new dance move which is an imitation of the headbutt that Zinedine Zidane performed unto Marco Materazzi during the 2006 FIFA World Cup against Italy (July 9, 2006).

Last night, i threw in a Zidance into my new routine

by 1ofakind July 11, 2006

zidania

The type of person that is ready too beat someone's ass. They have no chill for fake people.She takes no crap. Heavy hand. She always there for her closes friends no matter when,where. Or how. And she cute and thick

Zidania my best friend will come beat your ass.

Zidania don't see fake people.
Zidania got a fat ass.

by Crazy one March 23, 2017