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You Are Dummy 

the single most offensive thing you could ever say, while mostly used in kindergarten as a pummeling burn, this set of words leaves few survivors. many can not handle its true power, the person who says it becomes an all powerful being
guy 1: go kill yourself you worthless sack of shit
guy 2: you are dummy
guy 1: *fucking dies*
You Are Dummy by FortNuggetDale December 9, 2020

you are so good looking

An alternative to "God bless you", when someone sneezes. This may result in a break up with somebody, though.
If you want to make a person feel better after they sneeze, you shouldn't say "God bless you". You should say "You are so good looking!"

You are really going to get it! 

Oftentimes, said in anger, a parent will use this phrase in a desperate attempt to get an unruly child to obey.
Parent: "What did I tell you about talking to me like that? You know darn well that when you talk to me in that tone of voice it really annoys me. You are really going to get it!"

Child: " You have been saying that to me for the last 13 years. What is it that I am really going to get, cuz I haven't gotten "it" yet! LOL

you are sofa king we todd did 

translates to "you are so fucking retarded" when you say it out loud. good for online games where it gets bleeped out
bob: hey, man, you are sofa king we todd did

julius: no faucking way!

YOU ARE GOING TO BRAZIL

You've been sent to Brazil
"HEY YOU OVER THERE." "What?" "YOU ARE GOING TO BRAZIL" "AAAAAAAAAAA"

You are sharp as a wet sack of marbles 

Lacking the basic intelect of being able to breathe.
You are sharp as a wet sack of marbles.