Yonking

A cross between yoga and planking. A forum of partner yoga in a mirror pose of each other often performed in a prominent location or on a significant structure.

Here is a pic of us yonking on the steps of parliament.

by Psycotropical September 16, 2018

yonks ago

From Dublin Ireland.

Something that happened ages ago or a long time ago

Did you see that the other day what he said ??

Yes I said the same thing yonks ago

by Jaybaly June 23, 2016

Donkeys Yonks

A helluva long time... Like, the extreme version of "Yonks"

Dude 1: I haven't seen Nigel in "Donkeys Yonks"

Dude 2: Thats cos hes Nigel No Mates!!

by Shavvy April 23, 2009

Yonks is Stonks

If "Yonks" refers to a period of time, and "Stonks" refers to a quantity of money, we can apply the old saying. Time is money, therefore Yonks is Stonks.

Hurry up, we're on a tight schedule, and Yonks is Stonks!

by fried.rice.guy November 3, 2019

Bonking Yonk

a homosexual act between two males slapping and/or rubbing dick against eachothers

Dude what does rugby mean? Oh, that means rough, ugly, guys, Bonking Yonk

by HiBob12 July 10, 2010

Te apesta el yonke

Your ass smells

Marina te apesta el yonke

by kutter kat April 3, 2021

Yonk

The past tense of yeet. Used when the thing by being referenced happened in the past

Bro, I hit the bird with a rock and I was all like “YONK”

by yaboiseb March 3, 2018