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Yonis

A gansta from the middle of danish city "Århus"
Look at that Yonis standing over there , he looks hardcore.
by murder3000 June 4, 2017
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Despairing Yoni

One common symptom of female menopause is painful sexual intercourse. The medical term for painful sexual intercourse is "dyspareunia" (dis-par-oo'-nia). While talking about this with my husband, we coined a new phrase that plays off of the medical term. The new phrase is "despairing yoni". Using this coined phrase makes talking about this condition with my husband lighter, more comfortable and easier.
Some of the options for dealing with a despairing yoni are vaginal lubrication, hormone replacement, and low-level laser treatments.
My husband and I are having fun exploring creative ways of making my despairing yoni happy.
by Janidew June 30, 2017
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Yoni

The literal definition of a huge dick. Person with a huge horse cock that can't be destroyed. Person of the group with the biggest dick. This person is usually quiet but when he sees a pussy he goes completely wild.
Yo that man Yoni? He probably has a big dick.
by the big tits November 22, 2021
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Yonis

Yonis is a sigma who has all the chicks and all of the people go after his feet. Sexy man. Yonis is the kind of guy who created the definition for 5head, both literally and mentally.
Girl: Wow! Who is that sexy asf sigma?!?
Girl2: You don't know? That's Yonis obviously.

Girl2: I heard he had sex with 10 girls from my dance group last night alone.
by FriendOfYonis November 4, 2021
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Yony

“yony for everyone. he a public chair lmfao
by asukaswain July 7, 2021
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Yonis

He is a sexy mali he is a funny and interesting guy. He will always be a caring person but sometimes not.He is tall and sexy with a bbc.If u meet one u should hold his dick
Yonis is a handsome guy
by Kdjdkdjd November 24, 2021
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Yonis

Yonis is a sexy guy he his loving caring and cute.They usually have big dicks and they are really strong but they don’t use their strength since they are composed.if you meet one give up on ur boyfriend and take him he is worth it.
Yonis is sexy
by Kdjdkdjd November 24, 2021
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