Noun: When one (normally a male) begins to yawn by putting his arms out, only to have a near by friend point out that he has a massive erection.
Drew: *yawn*
Andrew: Wow drew you should really put your arms down you have a massive yoner.
Jake: I like it! :P
Andrew: Wow drew you should really put your arms down you have a massive yoner.
Jake: I like it! :P
by Andrew, Quickdraw, Drew October 19, 2009
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by Polonia Numero jeden September 6, 2003
Get the Yendrushu mug.The act of defacating on the bathroom wall because you are to fat to sit all of the way on the toilet. Also could be caused by farting in the act of wipping.
The janitor had to get paid time and a half to clean up the yondura in the mens room. How did Johny get the poop under the toilet tank, he must have pulled a yondura.
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Get the yonre mug.Sasquatch-sized (otherwise known as Yeti) erection. One larger than expected. Not to be confused with a boner. It is a Yoner!
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Get the Yoner mug.A calculus rule that defines whenever a math teacher inexplicably rearranges an equation in a way that makes no sense; i.e., the numbers move over yonder.
I was sitting in class when suddenly our teacher rearranged the equation without an explanation. I leaned over to my friend and whispered, “Wow, looks like this problem requires the yonder rule again.”
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