by Dr. Dabe December 10, 2013
The post ejacularoty mess that comes out with your piss after a good fuck. It is thick, transparent and yellow, having been dyed by the urine, and usually misses the bowl, leaving long, goopy strands dripping to the floor.
'Fuck, I went through a whole roll of T.P trying to wrangle the load of love yolk I blasted all over the toilet.'
by udm111 March 01, 2010
When your about to nut fucking a girl and you pull out, crack an egg and let the yolk sit on her asshole, while you nut on top of the yolk, seasoning it.
" omg I'm in a seasoned yolk kinda mood right now boys how about you " nog el nogzy nogonthepan sasine chromosome kick
by N O G October 24, 2017
Another word for ejaculate, and urine mixed together. "dick yolk" is the combination of piss, and jaculation which makes a gooey yellow substance that looks and feels the same almost the exact same as egg yolk.
by Dickyolk101 December 09, 2016
This is a common term used by club goers, especially in Ireland, in an attempt to procure ecstasy tablets. Yolks are slang for molly, MDMA, xtc, pills, yammers, yips, disco biscuits, bangers and the list goes on.
Mark: Gee whiz Simon i could sure do with some ecstasy tablets to add to my experience of these grimy tunes!
Simon: I agree entirely Mark! What ever shall we do?
Mark: Don't worry Simon, I'll sort it out. Here lads any yolks?
Simon: I agree entirely Mark! What ever shall we do?
Mark: Don't worry Simon, I'll sort it out. Here lads any yolks?
by Markc123 November 20, 2013
To slap someone in the back of the head for something stupid
Can also be called a team yolk if everyone around agrees it was stupid so everyone gets a yolk (slap in the back of the head)
Can also be called a team yolk if everyone around agrees it was stupid so everyone gets a yolk (slap in the back of the head)
by william F. Weezy September 27, 2007
I double yolked her last night.
by Wordman300 March 22, 2020