Egg yolk

Hocking up thick flem spitting into the air and catching in your mouth.

I'm walking with young lady I hack up lugy spit into the air catch it and say to her egg yolk

by Dr. Dabe December 9, 2013

love yolk

The post ejacularoty mess that comes out with your piss after a good fuck. It is thick, transparent and yellow, having been dyed by the urine, and usually misses the bowl, leaving long, goopy strands dripping to the floor.

'Fuck, I went through a whole roll of T.P trying to wrangle the load of love yolk I blasted all over the toilet.'

by udm111 February 28, 2010

any yolks

This is a common term used by club goers, especially in Ireland, in an attempt to procure ecstasy tablets. Yolks are slang for molly, MDMA, xtc, pills, yammers, yips, disco biscuits, bangers and the list goes on.

Mark: Gee whiz Simon i could sure do with some ecstasy tablets to add to my experience of these grimy tunes!
Simon: I agree entirely Mark! What ever shall we do?

Mark: Don't worry Simon, I'll sort it out. Here lads any yolks?

by Markc123 November 20, 2013

seasoned yolk

When your about to nut fucking a girl and you pull out, crack an egg and let the yolk sit on her asshole, while you nut on top of the yolk, seasoning it.

" omg I'm in a seasoned yolk kinda mood right now boys how about you " nog el nogzy nogonthepan sasine chromosome kick

by N O G October 24, 2017

Dick yolk

Another word for ejaculate, and urine mixed together. "dick yolk" is the combination of piss, and jaculation which makes a gooey yellow substance that looks and feels the same almost the exact same as egg yolk.

"I was really into that guy, until he sprayed dick yolk all over my face"

by Dickyolk101 December 8, 2016

yolk slap

To slap someone in the back of the head for something stupid
Can also be called a team yolk if everyone around agrees it was stupid so everyone gets a yolk (slap in the back of the head)

Brad:" Where is mcdonalds" (while in front of it)
Thats a yolk slap

by william F. Weezy October 11, 2007

vagina yolk

Another way of saying “cream pie”

Damn, I want a piece of that vagina yolk

by Vagina yolk October 12, 2017