Jokes that say how fat/ugly/old/stupid someones mom is
The're usually used by a 12 year old with no life
The're usually used by a 12 year old with no life
4 yo momma jokes:
Yo mommas so fat, when she swims in the ocean the whales start singing "we are family!"
Yo mommas so ugly, when she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning
Yo mommas so old, she owes Jesus 5 bucks
Yo mommas so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone
Yo mommas so fat, when she swims in the ocean the whales start singing "we are family!"
Yo mommas so ugly, when she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning
Yo mommas so old, she owes Jesus 5 bucks
Yo mommas so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone
by Bob_McBob December 15, 2009
by Irbyn's Daddy. June 12, 2003
Here are two yo momma jokes:
Yo mama's so old that the last time she got laid she used a dinosaur-skin condom.
Yo mama's so dirty that I had phone sex with her and got an ear infection.
Yo mama's so old that the last time she got laid she used a dinosaur-skin condom.
Yo mama's so dirty that I had phone sex with her and got an ear infection.
by un-named August 20, 2006
by Andrewanil Martelli December 19, 2006
A term used to refer to a person who is always reffering to a friends or maybe a strangers mother, most often in a sexual manner, claiming that they have had sexual intercourse with you mother or are doing so even if you are stood right next to her. Whatever you say, they will repeat themselves and pretend that they have the largest penis in the world, and you mother has been very satisfied by it.
(Yo Momma Prick) "Yeah but I fucked ur mom last night"
(You) "I doubt it she was with me all night at home"
(Yo Momma Prick) "Nah, she weren't I was proper ragging her like shit"
(You) "Whatever, get a life"
(Yo Momma Prick) "Yeah just coz i fucked ya mom"
(You) "I doubt it she was with me all night at home"
(Yo Momma Prick) "Nah, she weren't I was proper ragging her like shit"
(You) "Whatever, get a life"
(Yo Momma Prick) "Yeah just coz i fucked ya mom"
by Caliga Certus May 29, 2007
"Your Mother's Face." A new system of jokes using the response of "Yo Momma's Face!!" To when someone asks you a question.
Victim: Dude, school is so tiring. Predator: What I did to yo momma's face is so tiring!! Bystander: Oh Shit!!
by YoMommasFace111 March 26, 2010