yo momma so fat when she wore a rain coat I thought she was the sun.
Yo momma's so
dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.
Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her
ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"