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by xeros.LoL April 10, 2022
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xeroniphobia

a fear of knowledge, commonly in a phobia of schools or librarys
guy: my son can't go to school, he had xeroniphobia
guy 2: i wish i had that
by nobilly7 February 7, 2023
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xerox subsidy

Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.
After he started his xerox subsidy plan to help his garage sale, Fred felt a little better about his poor treatment at work.
by silvergatlin October 1, 2003
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xerox chatter

The various marks which show up in a xerox copy that have no origin in the original image, usually consisting in small dots or lines of gray or black.
I tried to make a copy of the official form look like an original, but all the xerox chatter gave it away.
by Hannah March Campbell April 24, 2006
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Xeroid

A poor bastard that works for Xerox, to distinguish them from Contractors and Consultants, which are both called Contracts.

Xerox has a fun tendency to replace their own employees with Contracts, so that all the amazing inventions and technologies in Printing, Digital Processing and Computing they develop never make any money, because the guy who invented them was tapped, i.e., laid off.

This of course removed the gonads of a formerly great company, and forces Xerox to limit their money-making activities to fixing their old leased machines when they break, or when the service rep needs to add a line or two to his status report.

Otherwise, no one has any ownership or investment in new and competitive products @ Xerox. The 'X' logo, though, has renewed ownership whenever a new CEO or president is hired to "make positive changes". This is code for "Spend Millions On Changing What The "X" Xerox Logo Looks Like.

BTW, The Xerox Building in Rochester NY sports the "eroding 'X'" logo, one of their most relevant 'X's.
I have many friends at Xerox, but only one is still a Xeroid. The rest have been laid off or retired, then came back as Contracts.
by Catso March 10, 2009
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Xeroxlover

A person that you have sex with at your workplace exclusively.
We don't hang out outside of work, she's my xeroxlover.
by Mikael R October 3, 2005
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xeroharp

the best screenname in the world
Xeroharp is the best damn screenname in the world.
by J2 November 7, 2004
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