eaw ad wonk u od

do u know da wae backwards. Also, why did you waste a minute of your life searching this up?

me: hey, eaw ad wonk u od?

them: Wtf

by Savagedoge69 January 19, 2018

jon from the wonk

A male living in a small urban center, promiscuous with large women and underage girls.

characterized as being "that friend" as told by Dane Cook

"Ya know, every group of friends has that one person that nobody really likes but still invites him to all of your parties because you don't have the guts to tell him he's annoying."

Lacks self reliance ie: lives with parents or relatives well into his twenties.

Promiscuous with many women, particularly extremely large women (Bunts, Sea cows etc) also enjoys underage girls who have not learned to stay away from such unsuccessful men yet.

Jason- dude i cannot believe you slept with that fat chick last night, your totally acting like a jon from the wonk.

by crackhoe8888888 March 7, 2010

wonk

a skinny, lanky bastard who thinks he is big, but he is small, weak, pigeon chested and a pussy.

O Boy wonk has his shirt off again.

by Tongue and the Crew of C4 February 2, 2005

wonk

To hit someone on the head, but in a non-hostile more childish fashion.

The boy got wonked on the head by his girlfriend for saying pussy.

by Scott August 27, 2004

Wonk

"Know" spelled backward. It's the opposite of somebody who knows what he's talking about -- or someone who knows a subject forward and backward.

by Dan October 2, 2003

wonk

A term made up by intellectuals to label thier immense knowledge of a subject. Really, its just another word used by intellectuals so they can massage thier ego, among other things, in a group setting.

I am such a policy wonk. If you like, I can wonk you off while we talk policy.

by habracadabra May 15, 2008

wonk'd

Wonk'd is a common phrase used on the political blog Wonkette.com to describe when the vagina of the female drawing at the top left of the page drops out.

Her vagina slowly dragged across my face meaning I was "wonk'd"

by BoredinDC June 16, 2007