what did he do at skl? he was a womble
by nobody cares December 14, 2004

A rave-womble is an extremely rare alpine mammal that has baffled scientists since its discovery in early 2009. Noted for its prominent woolly head plumage and phosphorescent teeth, the rave-womble is speculated to have originated from Egremont, Cumbria (the home of gurning) and found its way to the Alps by hiding inside a bottle of ketamine. The rave-womble's gait - which appears to clumsily replicate the mating hop of the bird of paradise - makes it one of the most rhythmically challenged species on earth.
by SFRH III April 7, 2009

A person who actively searches for stuff to be a complete cock about. Often not content with using the subject once, will collect and recycle them for the next person to bear the brunt of the cock outburst.
by Stella Artois May 30, 2017

I thought I had a small penis until I had a shower with the lads after the game. It was full of womble Cock!
by Lee Hacksaw February 4, 2009

by chismspasm July 8, 2012

This Mong womble decided he would drink bleach
The Mong womble just cut his own hair and left the back looking like an 80's hairy minge
The Mong womble just cut his own hair and left the back looking like an 80's hairy minge
by Iseestupid September 22, 2014

A collection of unused yet useful equipment left in a single area. Likely to attract the attention of wombles.
1: Jack really needs to clean all those old bits of radios off his desk.
2: Leave it alone it's bait for his womble trap.
2: Leave it alone it's bait for his womble trap.
by Dangermoose June 28, 2010
