wignorant 

willfully ignorant-- ignorant meaning uninformed, not stupid-- but it IS a bit stupid to be "WIGNORANT," especially someone is trying to help you out

I tried to tell my friend about how continuously using one's device while it is charging runs the battery out quickly -- but they remained Wignorant.

wignorant by prplgrl May 5, 2024

Wilford's Razor 

Commonly worded as:

"The plausibility of any conspiracy theory is inversely proportional to the level of government hyper‑competence needed to maintain it"

Other wording:
"The plausibility of any conspiracy theory decreases as the level of government hyper-competence required to sustain it increases."

"The plausibility of any conspiracy theory is inversely proportional to the level of government hyper‑competence required to maintain it."

"The plausibility of any conspiracy theory is inversely proportional to the amount of government hyper‑competence it would require to plan, execute, and keep it secret."

In other words:
If a plot needs dozens of agencies to be flawless, leak‑proof, and perfectly coordinated for years… it probably didn’t happen.

Neighbor: “The mayor unleashed a raccoon crisis to distract from the budget meeting.”
You: “I'm invoking Wilford's Razor: City Hall can’t herd three councilmembers—let alone a raccoon militia.”

Wilford's Razor by Koffea August 12, 2025

Dirty Winor 

When you fuck a girl in the ear and jiz in there and then she gets pregnant so then you buy some gluten-free milk from the store

Omg did he just do a Dirty Winor on You!!!

Dirty Winor by Oggyver June 18, 2020

Jhett WIlmore 

a cuteie patootie with a massive ass

i love jhett wilmore, hes a cutie patootie with a gyatt

Jhett WIlmore by jhett willmore October 15, 2023

Wet Wilford Brimley 

It's when you're taking a girl from behind, you're about to finish, and you pull out. But instead of finishing, you pour piping hot Quaker Oats on her back and warn her about diabetes.

Oh man, I was having a late breakfast of some oatmeal when my girl woke up DTF. It was hard to stop but I couldn't resist giving her the old Wet Wilford Brimley.

Wet Wilford Brimley by Steele, Jim November 24, 2023