A “Jenny” that never has a real home. A bum tweaker that makes its way through the streets, like a tumble weed, passing syphilis and many other STDs to everyone she contacts. A freeloading tweaker whore.
Be careful of the lake county dirty tumble weeds Peter, they will scar your dick and make you a loser!
by Ihatetweakers July 18, 2021
Get the Lake county dirty tumble weed mug.Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro!
I'm HIDEOUS!
I'm HIDEOUS!
friend 2: bro what happened to your eye?
friend 1: Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro! I'm HIDEOUS!
person 2: ok
friend 1: Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro! I'm HIDEOUS!
person 2: ok
by dustbruh September 22, 2021
Get the Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station mug.One who is very slow at understanding how life works. Or one who is mentally challenged when it comes to common sense.
by Al Sharpy tan May 24, 2017
Get the Dip weed mug.Someone who smokes weed constantly and always seems to be producing joints and bowls out of nowhere, usually at the worst possible times. Generally has no sense of etiquette whatsoever about smoking weed.
"Want to get high?"
"You damn weed wizard, where did you even get that? This is an airplane!"
"Dude, let's smoke this bowl!"
"This is a funeral!"
"You damn weed wizard, where did you even get that? This is an airplane!"
"Dude, let's smoke this bowl!"
"This is a funeral!"
by happyfuntiem June 26, 2019
Get the Weed Wizard mug.The best herb in the michiana area. If you aren't smoking Tapia weed you probably know it. Tapia weed is known to be sour diesel, jack herer, grand daddy purp, skush and the like.
by fathomz July 19, 2009
Get the Tapia Weed mug.The type of weed buds that contain stems, sticks, seeds. Basically it is the lowest-end quality type of cannabis you can consume.
Back in the day we didn't have any money, so all we could smoke was stress weed. You could hear the seeds popping.
by DollaSign20 April 3, 2017
Get the stress weed mug.Guy 1: "Dawg, I just copped a half from the plug."
Guy 2: "Oh Word? Which plug??"
Guy 1: "Dice."
Guy 2: "Dawg. Throw that shit away, stg you might as well just be smoking CBD oil. "
Guy 1: "Yeah I know but he was mobile and it was cheap so... we smokin'???"
Guy 3: *walks into room* "Ayo what's good what y'all up to?"
Guy 1: "bout to smoke this bud I copped from Dice. You in?"
Guy 3: "You said Dice Weed?? Nah man I'm good."
Guy 2: "Oh Word? Which plug??"
Guy 1: "Dice."
Guy 2: "Dawg. Throw that shit away, stg you might as well just be smoking CBD oil. "
Guy 1: "Yeah I know but he was mobile and it was cheap so... we smokin'???"
Guy 3: *walks into room* "Ayo what's good what y'all up to?"
Guy 1: "bout to smoke this bud I copped from Dice. You in?"
Guy 3: "You said Dice Weed?? Nah man I'm good."
by Launchedrain7 February 8, 2020
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