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Wesley

Wesleys are guys who deserve better. They deserve women who love them, respect them and don’t f**k other men!
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Sir Captain Master Wedley The Third

Possibly the Most epic name you will ever see for a human being. Seeing this name is very rare
Person #1: "Hey have you see Captain Wedley?"
Person #2: "It's Pronounced Sir Captain Master Wedley The Third"
Person #1: "Oh."
by Choji98 February 8, 2010
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Wesley

The goat himself. No one can can hand this man an L. Wesleys are even greater than the demigods known as Ziegbe. Wesleys are very smart, athletic, have lots of friends, and beat the mess out of people named H U M P H R E Y. Anyone would be blessed to be in the presence of a Wesley.
Guy 1: “Wow that guy is too live
Guy 2: “ Duh, he’s Wesley”
by Fwmysoundcloud June 22, 2018
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Wesley Snipes

A famous actor who grew up in South Bronx. He's a bad ass action star with many martial arts awards, Black belt three times over in Jiu Jitsu and Jeet Kun Do. He has stared in such moves as Passenger 57, Blade, The Art of War, Demolition Man, and Passenger 57. He will be best remembered for his role in New Jack City with co-star Dusty Snipes of Icelandic fame.
"Did you see Blade? The Dodge Charger that Wesley Snipes drives is such Badassical Baddage!"
by Badassical Baddage January 3, 2006
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wesley

A CUTE GUY, LIKES TO TALK A LOT AND IS JUST PLAIN OUT AMAZING

GET YOURSELF A WESLEY
MAN WESLEY I SO ADORABLE
by J_W_11616_ April 20, 2018
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wembley

The small wet stain on your underwear (and, in desperate cases, your trousers) caused by putting your dick back after taking a piss without shaking properly. Named after the English national football stadium (presumably due to the shape of the stadium). Not something that impresses the ladies: be warned, splashes from the sink when washing hands can give the same effect. Um... but you should still wash your hands, of course. Particularly evil on light coloured trousers.
You probably don't want to say "Nice Wembley, mate!". You shouldn't be looking.
by Def Jem May 14, 2005
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Wesley

Wesley is no longer fine
by Marshall2006 October 16, 2020
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